Merson On Official Black List

He's clueless, I'm not sure how he makes a living as a pundit - last season on the first soccer Saturday he was spouting off about "Man City being in total disarray" and that "Man City won't finish higher than 5th at best" big nose Thomson was of the same opinion. Deluded, uninformed, dim and jealous sums Merson up.
 
The bottom line is Merson is a Gunner and is probably in knots internally with the bitterness that we've edged past his club this last season in terms of picking up a trophy and finishing 3rd in the league.

Enjoy it lads. The second they start being complimentary is the time to worry. Whilst they slag us off, it's clear they see us a big threat.
 
It isn't that Mancini prefers to win 1-0 over 5-2. Clearly in terms of GD the latter is the superior result. But to win a game where the opposition has scored two means you need to score three. And scoring three is much more difficult than scoring one. It's such a fundamentally simple concept that I struggle to see how even Merson can't understand it.
 
Project said:
It isn't that Mancini prefers to win 1-0 over 5-2. Clearly in terms of GD the latter is the superior result. But to win a game where the opposition has scored two means you need to score three. And scoring three is much more difficult than scoring one. It's such a fundamentally simple concept that I struggle to see how even Merson can't understand it.
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Would 'because he's a thick twat' suffice?
 
fat,bog eyed,cockney,gambling,pisshead,cokehead,thick,arrogant,jealous,fuckin idiot of a pundit who is cheating his way to a wage every time he opens that fat,thick,chip toothed,fat face of his.......used to think he was a quality player but as a pundit he is fuckin wank.....
 
Just watching these swansea fans on SS. One of them saying 4-0 wasn't an accurate reflection of the match. Quite right you daft twat. 25 shots at goal, hit the bar twice, keeper has a blinder.
 
he is falling apart and becoming a joke. Let's enjoy it, the more he spouts rubbish the more amusing it is for us when we keep proving him wrong on the pitch. De generate crackhead.
 
the daily star is about druggy mersons level

he probably loves the horse racing coverage bless
 
I would not give the bloated, lobster faced idler the time of day. The thought of giving even a nano seconds consideration to his deluded ravings would not enter my mind. David Moyes musings about the naval tactics of the Holy League at the Battle of Lepanto carry more weight with me.
 
the tactics we used against Arsenal to gain a point at the Emirates back in December got us that 3rd spot.
 
These so called experts, I know it's their job to be fed on a diet of football but how many of them watch 10 premier league games all the way through every weekend? That's 15 hours of TV. Plus European and cup games.

It's pretty impossible and most go off what other reporters say. Any preconcieved ideas that they have about a team will stick with them for ages. Yes we were playing on the break away from home numerous times especially in the first half of last season but less as the team started to gel, oh and we did this away at Arsenal, which is a game that he possibly watched for the full 90 mins. We, as fans, follow every second of every game that City play. We see the development within the team, we see what Mancini is trying to do, how he is developing the team, how he wants them to play and how he started off cautiously at the beginning of last season and now that the team has gelled he's letting the shackles off. Mancini did what was necessary last season to get the desired result of CL football. This season will be different, but the likes of Merson will still be basing their views on Sky & BBC highlights. Who is the Star's usual City reporter? they should have written the article.
 
Paul Merson-Daily Star. I wouldn't worry myslef fellow blues.

A joker writing on a comic!
But yes Merson is gonna be eating his words soon...How are Arsenal getting on again...errrr losing 1-0 with one minute left. He will be back on the coke soon<br /><br />-- Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:36 pm --<br /><br />Errr Mr Merson..may I correct myself..2 nil...
 
idrathermeatmaineroad said:
I may be wrong but what's with the 'united go away to win' bollocks didn't we have an equal (if not superior) away record last season?

He's a twat.
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Our away record isnt great but thiers wasnt also. Every away win they had last year was tainted in some way of major decisions going for them.

the non penalty at blackpool when 2 down, the non sending off x 2 at west ham when 2 down and a soft penalty to get them back into it, the non sending off at wba, the non sending off at 0-0 at wigan
 
hartsgloves said:
brass neck said:
Id love to know who runs H.R. at Sky. The recruitment policy is....well bizarre at best!!!!!


The sky sports news is basically where birds who couldn't quite make it as models but are still fairly hot go, and are accompanied on screen by ugly older men.Then you have those two slime balls Keys and Grey who only got the boot because Andy Grey was suing news international, not because they were both wankers of the highest order who had more then outstayed their welcome on the T.V screens of the nation!

Now we have the rapidly bloating, greasy haired, weasel faced runt in the pack Gary Nevile, who apparently got the job because he knows his stuff about football....... He knows about, moaning, pressuring refs, sukcing whiskey noses cock and fukcin up in derby's.

Le Tiss......a legend because he never had the balls to fulfill his undoubted potential.

Merson....shouldnt be in ANY employment over someone who has lived a clean life and kept his nose clean (if you excuse the pun)

Phil Thompson. Famously the biggest wanker and two faced cock end in football.

Whats going on there...........
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And David Garrido who has an unnaturally large mouth, I find him upsetting when trying to eat my breakfast.
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And who is the SSN girl with strangly plump lips who is quite attractive (theres a surprise) but either has a speech impediment or is foreign with a really good English accent?
 
Merson replacement

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Great pic! Straight away I thought it was Mr Shifter but then spotted the typewriter. Great pic nonetheless. Chimps are ace. Only penguins and chickens come close to being as funny as a chimp.

Merson's a cock by the way.
 
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