Oh Mr Merson, whats gone wrong in your head ?
Oh Mr Merson, has all that snow made your brain dead ?
Your lifestyle to me seems to tragic
You thinsk you are magic
With the thrill ouf it all
You gambled, pissed and snorted it all away, your tragic.
(sorry to any Ozzie fans)
Any way Merse or rancid weeping cunty bollocks to use your your proper title, one of the joys in life was seeing you cry like a virgin after her first anal session, you know that time at your press conference, fessing up what you had been doing with your time at boring fucking boring 1-0 to the fucking boring fucking Arsenal.
Now carry on with your fucking laughable tragic tv punditry you beady eyed fucking pissed up gambling drug addict, your so bad, you make Comedy Dave and that fat talentless heart attack waiting to happen **** Chris Moyles seem normal.
Cant wiat for the stroke to kick in live on air, you might make people laugh for once, mind it will be at you and not with you.