Messi of Mowing

[Bodicoteblue]

This is an alias. He’s on a witness protection programme.
Apparently he’s a supergrass!

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

I’m glad we made a sufficient sales pitch.

I also heard he’s turf as nails.

 

[KS55]

He spends all his time sitting on the couch with a wry grin on his face.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He spends all his time sitting on the couch with a wry grin on his face.

That's because he's asking.himself "should I rake or should I hoe"

 

[TINY]

That's because he's asking.himself "should I rake or should I hoe"

If I rake there will be trouble, if I hoe there will be double

 

[Bluethemaway]

Hoping to see, Fuck you Scum ! cut into the grass at the Newcastle home game.

 

[big gaz]

Surely this fella deserves his own thread,
Imagine the imagine the ethihad with the City Crest proud and central.



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This guy is a Levellers fan ;-)

 

[citizen_maine]

Me, I'm just a lawnmower...

 

[Coatigan]

Messi of mowing, I'd expect something like this.

 

[Grassland Blue]

This is an alias. He’s on a witness protection programme.
Apparently he’s a supergrass!

Something to do with money lawndering I believe.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Something to do with money lawndering I believe.

Aaagh….I can’t take any mower of this!

 

[stonerblue]

Meanwhile at the swamp the Glazers have pulled off another masterstroke with Dave & Mick.

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Now that's funny

 

[stonerblue]

Some of these puns are turf to take.

 

[Edward Deadwood]

I hear he is looking to bring in his former assistant, Guy Forks.

 

[aguero93:20]

I want full squad portraits along with our trophies from last season for every cup and European game this season.

 

[skillman]

*Warning, no pun*

Why did the PL ban intricate pitch designs? Seems a bit needless to me when some of the Leicester ones were brilliant and refreshing.

Presuming it’s because linesman using the lines on the pitch for decisions? But could equally be very far off with that.

 

[bluebanana83]

I hear he is looking to bring in his former assistant, Guy Forks.

I heard it was Patrick Mower he was bringing in (one for the oldies or Emmerdale fans)

 

[eyalluvitt]

Some of these puns are turf to take.

He needs to fertilize the shady moss side, in front of the Maine stand

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Lush. His designs will be scarifyingly good

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

Sadly these designs no longer allowed in football

Have we sent him back then?