Michael Owen

[bluealf]

Nailed on.

Milner & Owen could have their own show to help people with insomnia!

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[jimharri]

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You need a new keyboard/phone Alfred.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Bt Sport commissions a Reboot the of Saint and Greavsie format with audiences on the edge of their seats in anticipation for the first episode.


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I'm sat here laughing because as boring and cunty as they are, I'd probably still tune in for the first installment just to see 'The Office' style uncomfortable-ness and zero personality on show.

When have Sky commissioned it for.......... ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

yeh fair enough, didn't know about the bias bit - rarely listen to him.

To be fair BH, I've still not gotten over him breaking his circa 13 and a half hour(?) goal drought at Maine Road within about 3 minutes, going on to score a hat-trick with the third being constantly repeated on that fucking Vodafone advert!!!!!!!!!!

And that's just for starters............ :-)

 

[flook]

saw a bookface post the other day where some bloke had tweeted (twatted? or whatever the fuck you do) to Owen saying "if I was stuck on a desert island with you and a tin of corned beef, I'd eat you and talk to the corned beef"

made me laugh anyway

 

[jimharri]

saw a bookface post the other day where some bloke had tweeted (twatted? or whatever the fuck you do) to Owen saying "if I was stuck on a desert island with you and a tin of corned beef, I'd eat you and talk to the corned beef"

made me laugh anyway

More charisma in the corned beef, to be honest.

 

[jimharri]

Not sure wtf this is doing on a Michael Owen thread. However, I’d just like to add to the waywardness by saying there’s a pair of Freddy Mercury trousers in the Worlds Highest Rock Museum at the Olympic Park in Munich. They’re so small I’m guessing Freddy was about the same size as me and Shaun Wright Phillips, 5ft 5”!

It has derailed the thread somewhat, for which I humbly apologise.

 

[1961_vintage]

I'm not a fan of Michael Owen but "Benidorm drag act" is a bit harsh.

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm not a fan of Michael Owen but "Benidorm drag act" is a bit harsh.

On Benidorm drag acts? I agree.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Fat little ****

There ya go....we are back on topic.