Michael Owen

[Semper aggressus]

He needs a Jeremy Kyle DNA test! I wonder which of his Madrid team mates was banging his wife?

All of them.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

The fact he's actually counting the amount of films he has watched shows what a boring bastard he is.

OK lets go...Michael Owens 8 FILMS - with his review...i'll start.

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

 

[Clevers]

I bet the muppet had a wager on a Real win! I didn't see the game. Was he smiling at the end?

I don't think so . Perhaps he was upset because his bookie wouldn't accept an each way bet.

 

[mexico1970]

OK lets go...Michael Owens 8 FILMS - with his review...i'll start.

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

2. Banana Splits the movie : He only sat through the bits with Klopp in it because the other members of the cast looked ridiculous.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

His daughter is on the next love island......he will shrink alright.

She's all over the net in all her glory too, I bet he's ever so proud

 

[mexico1970]

Hija de muchos padres

 

[blue aura]

I just received some how shall we say "interesting" photos of his daughter on WhatsApp.

 

[mexico1970]

I just received some how shall we say "interesting" photos of his daughter on WhatsApp.

Are they real photos or fake? Have you checked the holographic sticker on her arse?

 

[Clevers]

1. Toy Story 3 - Didn't get it ....are they alive or what?...no tits in this one.

2. Banana Splits the movie : He only sat through the bits with Klopp in it because the other members of the cast looked ridiculous.

3. Citizen Kane - Disappointed that there were no goals in it.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

I just received some how shall we say "interesting" photos of his daughter on WhatsApp.

I've seen them too, she deffo has his eyes, aww