Middle Class B*llocks

[idahoblues]

Then of course you have your country `gent' in his barbour green waxed cotton and wellies who's never set foot on a farm and whose Range Rover payments are more than his rent

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

A t-wat on my friends Facebook works at a coffee shop in Shoreditch. He wanted to show off his 'Mad Barista Skillz' by posting a picture of a Latte he'd made with the Wu-Tang symbol on it.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

GDM

I've always considered myself a working class man trapped in a middle class body.

 

[squirtyflower]

GDM

I've always considered myself a working class man trapped in an hour glass body.

 

[CTID1988]

The dickheads who go hiking somewhere mental and either die or need to get rescued

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The guys who wear their polo shirts with the collar up and their sweater over the shoulders with the arms tied together in front.

I do have to say that these are the very worst kind of human beings. They genuinely turn my stomach.

 

[york away to this!]

The dickheads who go hiking somewhere mental and either die or need to get rescued

Would that be the hikers who are mental - or the location?

 

[CTID1988]

Anywhere that uses the word "artisan" on their menu.
Theres a fucking place in town thats actually called Artisan, full of cunts i bet you

 

[levets]

Instagram wankers who feel the need to photograph every meal they have when they eat out!

What the fuck is this Instagram?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Don't know if it counts but people who affect a posh voice when they're on the blower. There is absolutely no need for it and it makes you sound like a ****. It is possible to talk politely with a Manchester accent.

My renegade Evertonian son always tries to pin this one on me. Born and bred in Blackley, kicked fuck knows how many casies/caseys (they never did gimme the plural o' that) across Boggart Hole Clough, failed with honours any attempt to erase - the Manc when I trained in Bristol, but he still comes it, the wannabe ScouseGit!