Misplaced anger thread

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pantalon violet said:
Emo's with Long hair


either top yourself or fuck off from my street corner and get your hair cut and wear proper clothes you miserable ****...youve got a big fucking surprise coming when you move out of mummies 4 bed detached you spotty arse waste of air


Like red pants?
 
pantalon violet said:
speccybob 8 said:
pantalon violet said:
Emo's with Long hair


either top yourself or fuck off from my street corner and get your hair cut and wear proper clothes you miserable ****...youve got a big fucking surprise coming when you move out of mummies 4 bed detached you spotty arse waste of air


Like red pants?

exactly like red pants

Are you angry because you are ginger?
:)
 
All staff emails.

Do I care that Julia from accounts has had a baby that judging by her mother, probably weighs the same as a baby Elephant? Do I fuck.
Do I care that Gary from IT has invited everyone out for Birthday drinks; I'd rather stab my own eyes out.

That, and when I get CC'd into the most irrelevant bullshit. Email me about MY work or football.Nothing else.
 
mscenterh750 said:
It aggravates the piss and shit out of me, when I go for a dump to find no fucking bog roll!, I suppose that's what you get when you have 2 daughters and a wife, that are so not bothered about how much shit wipe they use!. Wankers!.
There is nothing quite like this although I only have one daughter but her and the ex wife used to go through bog roll like there was no tomorrow.
Girls, Is it really necessary to use an arms length of paper to dab your flower dry after a piss and, Does it really do your head in that the seat is left up?

Supermarket assistants. "do you want any help with your packing?" I say yes and you'll think I'm a right cheeky lazy twat and do it begrudgingly. I say no thank you and you think I'm a smart **** and scan that shit fast as fuck barely giving me time to put the right things in the right bags. Bastards!

Another shop one. Would you like to donate a pound to charity? No, I'm a right tight **** and would rather an orphan in some third world shithole starved to death than give them a quid. Take a fiver.
 
Barbecueing a pork butt aka pork shoulder with a case of beer and hand full of amnesia haze out of my stash.
I'll have to save some of that for Zim actually.

Pics to come.
 
TCIB said:
Barbecueing a pork butt aka pork shoulder with a case of beer and hand full of amnesia haze out of my stash.
I'll have to save some of that for Zim actually.

Pics to come.
^^ This makes you angry mate? You need to talk to someone.
 
I'm watching "my cat from hell" and it really winds me up how these owners can't see what they are doing wrong,it's so bleeding obvious
 
Those bellends sat on the checkout counter who have just scanned your milk, morning newspaper, bread rolls, bacon, butter, brown sauce, litre bottle of water and 'share' bag of whatever chocolate or crisps they have sat by the checkout that day, who then turn round and ask you "would you like a bag with that?". Quite frankly, yes I fucking would like a bag with that. Just because it's pissing it down and blowing a gale outside, and I'm wearing my parka coat to protect myself from said gale, doesn't mean I have an infinite amount of pockets like fucking Rubeus Hagrid. Now give me a fucking bag. No, give me the bag, don't you start packing my shit. No stop it, don't put the bread rolls at the bottom of the bag, oh no fuck off, now don't put the bastarding milk and bottle of water on top of my bread rolls. Oh will you fuck off, don't put my newspaper on top of the bottle of water I got out of the fridge, therefore is covered in condensation you fucking inept ****. Oh you're done packing? Because I didn't have the bollocks to call you an inept ****, instead opting to stand there and smile at your "what more can we do to help" gesture of kindness, I'll now say thank you and wish you a good day.
 
pantalon violet said:
andyhinch said:
I'm sat in my garden enjoying the sun, it's hard to be angry.

what fucking sun ?

-- 14 Apr 2014, 14:14 --

aguero93:20 said:
Ginger scousers with Red pants, should all be shot.

i agree

god knows why im thought as a scouser by the way

It's great up here mate
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aguero93:20 said:
TCIB said:
Barbecueing a pork butt aka pork shoulder with a case of beer and hand full of amnesia haze out of my stash.
I'll have to save some of that for Zim actually.

Pics to come.
^^ This makes you angry mate? You need to talk to someone.


Oh shit i forgot to add it is hard for me to get angry atm xD
 
Ancient Citizen said:
dronefromsector7g said:
billfromthehill said:
Don't call it KFC it's name is Kentucky fried chicken you bellend
You should rephrase it
People who publicly use the word 'chink' and are too dumb to figure how offensive it is to Asians
My mate comes from Bangladesh, you don't get anymore Asian than that, and he doesn't give a fuck.
The ones with oriental features then.
 
andyhinch said:
I'm sat in my garden enjoying the sun, it's hard to be angry.


Im bloody angry that people are lazing around in their garden when I'm stuck in an office grrrrr
 
BlueBearBoots said:
andyhinch said:
I'm sat in my garden enjoying the sun, it's hard to be angry.


Im bloody angry that people are lazing around in their garden when I'm stuck in an office grrrrr
Yeah the fucking cunts that makes me angry. As does working in general.
 

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