Misplaced anger thread

[stony]

Can we get back to tormenting the ginger one?
:)

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[scotty123]

Twats who work at refuse tips and get all bolshie because by mistake you throw a sliver of cardboard into the general crap chute....oh and binmen, twats

 

[scotty123]

It aggravates the piss and shit out of me, when I go for a dump to find no fucking bog roll!, I suppose that's what you get when you have 2 daughters and a wife, that are so not bothered about how much shit wipe they use!. Wankers!.

There is nothing quite like this although I only have one daughter but her and the ex wife used to go through bog roll like there was no tomorrow.
Girls, Is it really necessary to use an arms length of paper to dab your flower dry after a piss and, Does it really do your head in that the seat is left up?

Supermarket assistants. "do you want any help with your packing?" I say yes and you'll think I'm a right cheeky lazy twat and do it begrudgingly. I say no thank you and you think I'm a smart **** and scan that shit fast as fuck barely giving me time to put the right things in the right bags. Bastards!

Another shop one. Would you like to donate a pound to charity? No, I'm a right tight **** and would rather an orphan in some third world shithole starved to death than give them a quid. Take a fiver.

Im with you on the bog roll situation, my step daughter throws half the roll down the toilet BEFORE she has a piss all so you cannot hear her pissing, wtfs that all about, just let it flow

 

[stony]

It aggravates the piss and shit out of me, when I go for a dump to find no fucking bog roll!, I suppose that's what you get when you have 2 daughters and a wife, that are so not bothered about how much shit wipe they use!. Wankers!.

There is nothing quite like this although I only have one daughter but her and the ex wife used to go through bog roll like there was no tomorrow.
Girls, Is it really necessary to use an arms length of paper to dab your flower dry after a piss and, Does it really do your head in that the seat is left up?

Supermarket assistants. "do you want any help with your packing?" I say yes and you'll think I'm a right cheeky lazy twat and do it begrudgingly. I say no thank you and you think I'm a smart **** and scan that shit fast as fuck barely giving me time to put the right things in the right bags. Bastards!

Another shop one. Would you like to donate a pound to charity? No, I'm a right tight **** and would rather an orphan in some third world shithole starved to death than give them a quid. Take a fiver.

Im with you on the bog roll situation, my step daughter throws half the roll down the toilet BEFORE she has a piss all so you cannot hear her pissing, wtfs that all about, just let it flow

That's just crazy. I understand putting a bit down to cushion the entry of a turd that has been expelled with a degree of violence. No one likes splashback.

 

[TCIB]

Next doors dog pissing on my fence, i told the **** to stop flicking cig dimps in my garden as i had tarted it up.
Didn't listen so told him straight in an un-neighbourly manor.
That stopped but now i hate the little rat faced bastard so i want his dogs to fuck off also (little rat dogs).
I would say that is misplaced.

 

[stony]

Next doors dog pissing on my fence, i told the **** to stop flicking cig dimps in my garden as i had tarted it up.
Didn't listen so told him straight in an un-neighbourly manor.
That stopped but now i hate the little rat faced bastard so i want his dogs to fuck off also (little rat dogs).
I would say that is misplaced.

Is there any way you could electrify it ? Not to kill them, just to send an amusing but painful shock to their little doggy cocks.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

My fucking car needs a new battery. Going to need to get the fucking train to work. Fucking hate it because it's full of tramps begging for 4 pence so they can buy a bottle of fucking cheap cider or a one eyed **** holding a baby pretending her and her fucking child's homeless.

That Michael Phelps can fuck off too.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

It aggravates the piss and shit out of me, when I go for a dump to find no fucking bog roll!, I suppose that's what you get when you have 2 daughters and a wife, that are so not bothered about how much shit wipe they use!. Wankers!.

There is nothing quite like this although I only have one daughter but her and the ex wife used to go through bog roll like there was no tomorrow.
Girls, Is it really necessary to use an arms length of paper to dab your flower dry after a piss and, Does it really do your head in that the seat is left up?

Supermarket assistants. "do you want any help with your packing?" I say yes and you'll think I'm a right cheeky lazy twat and do it begrudgingly. I say no thank you and you think I'm a smart **** and scan that shit fast as fuck barely giving me time to put the right things in the right bags. Bastards!

Another shop one. Would you like to donate a pound to charity? No, I'm a right tight **** and would rather an orphan in some third world shithole starved to death than give them a quid. Take a fiver.

Im with you on the bog roll situation, my step daughter throws half the roll down the toilet





BEFORE she has a piss all so you cannot hear her pissing, wtfs that all about, just let it flow

She would probably be a lot less worried if you weren't stood outside with a glass to the door.
I have alerted the boys at Operation Yewtree.

 

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

When you are cooking or ordering food and you specifically ask someone "do you want anything", and they say "no"....so you say "are you sure?", they say "yeah, I'm fine, I might have some of yours"....get the fuck ya **** and get your own.
Cunts that talk on phone like they are eating a pizza, hold it to your ear ya shitehawk

 

[scotty123]

There is nothing quite like this although I only have one daughter but her and the ex wife used to go through bog roll like there was no tomorrow.
Girls, Is it really necessary to use an arms length of paper to dab your flower dry after a piss and, Does it really do your head in that the seat is left up?

Supermarket assistants. "do you want any help with your packing?" I say yes and you'll think I'm a right cheeky lazy twat and do it begrudgingly. I say no thank you and you think I'm a smart **** and scan that shit fast as fuck barely giving me time to put the right things in the right bags. Bastards!

Another shop one. Would you like to donate a pound to charity? No, I'm a right tight **** and would rather an orphan in some third world shithole starved to death than give them a quid. Take a fiver.

Im with you on the bog roll situation, my step daughter throws half the roll down the toilet BEFORE she has a piss all so you cannot hear her pissing, wtfs that all about, just let it flow

That's just crazy. I understand putting a bit down to cushion the entry of a turd that has been expelled with a degree of violence. No one likes splashback.

Kept telling her in Greece last year that you cannot throw paper down Greek bogs, did she listen did she fuck, inevitable results, angry fucking Greek hotel owner and a bill for the blockage, woman

 

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

Oh and the shitehole sitting beside me now....don't know who he is but I'm pretty sure by the look of him he's an outstanding ****

 

[scotty123]

There is nothing quite like this although I only have one daughter but her and the ex wife used to go through bog roll like there was no tomorrow.
Girls, Is it really necessary to use an arms length of paper to dab your flower dry after a piss and, Does it really do your head in that the seat is left up?

Supermarket assistants. "do you want any help with your packing?" I say yes and you'll think I'm a right cheeky lazy twat and do it begrudgingly. I say no thank you and you think I'm a smart **** and scan that shit fast as fuck barely giving me time to put the right things in the right bags. Bastards!

Another shop one. Would you like to donate a pound to charity? No, I'm a right tight **** and would rather an orphan in some third world shithole starved to death than give them a quid. Take a fiver.

Im with you on the bog roll situation, my step daughter throws half the roll down the toilet





BEFORE she has a piss all so you cannot hear her pissing, wtfs that all about, just let it flow

She would probably be a lot less worried if you weren't stood outside with a glass to the door.
I have alerted the boys at Operation Yewtree.

I'm innocent my lady

 

[TCIB]

Oh and the shitehole sitting beside me now....don't know who he is but I'm pretty sure by the look of him he's an outstanding ****

You on the piss with pantalon then ?

 

[TCIB]

Oh and the shitehole sitting beside me now....don't know who he is but I'm pretty sure by the look of him he's an outstanding ****

You on the piss with pantalon then ?

Fucking lol


You and stony are proper cunts

You need to nip over to mine this weekend for some bbq you utter ****.
Bbq and beer, and weed if you like a smoke :)

 

[TCIB]

Fair do's matey, i'll give you a buzz and see if/when your free bud.
Sick of these leeds cunts who are all rags with no sense of style regarding pantalon's.

Oh yeah this fucking cloud is pissing me off, however it may be well placed unlike the single effing cloud in the sky blocking the sun.

 

[TCIB]

Okey dokey bud, nice one :)
No worries if your busy, i am always bbqing stuff

 

[malg]

Fuckers who walk around talking into their phones 'Apprentice' style (holding it in front of their face, just in case they get cancer!), Fucking cunts every single last one of them - absolutely no exceptions......if you do this, you are a ****.

 

[scotty123]

Those wankers who holiday on the afghan or Iraq /Iraq border just so they can hold a middle class dinner party and show off some fucking hat or face mask

" oh yeh this was in the alimachaeliosa tribal district tent we swapped gifts , they were so welcoming " we don't do beach holidays



Fuck off you cunts and hope you get kidnapped and head chopped off

Exceptional

 

[andyhinch]

Cunts that do BBQ's thinking they can cook, up thier own arse to a man.

 

[Bill]

if any ladies need driving lessons i'll see what I can do, you'll still be a woman but you wont be as bad as others.

we can cover things like.

drive over 10 mph
sometimes use the left hand lane
at traffic lights green means go and not stop just in case.
roundabouts are a give way junction, no need to wait for a car to give way to.

and many others.

except reverse parking, I'm afraid it's far too difficult to get across to you.