pantalon violet said:when some fucker rings you from your bank or gas or whoever and then asks security questions
fuck off you rang me didnt you ?? im not just giving my date of birth, address, postcode and fucking cock size just because you've got a promotion to sell
the god Gerry Gow said:pantalon violet said:when some fucker rings you from your bank or gas or whoever and then asks security questions
fuck off you rang me didnt you ?? im not just giving my date of birth, address, postcode and fucking cock size just because you've got a promotion to sell
This.
I asked one of them what security information she could provide to prove she was who she said. Got 10 mins of her first not understanding, then not getting the irony then stating that if I didn't provide the info she couldn't proceed with the call!!!
Good I said cos I didn't fucking call you in the first place. At this point she terminated the call
TCIB said:Next doors dog pissing on my fence, i told the **** to stop flicking cig dimps in my garden as i had tarted it up.
And is it called Jeremy?.tidyman said:TCIB said:Next doors dog pissing on my fence, i told the **** to stop flicking cig dimps in my garden as i had tarted it up.
To be fair, that's a pretty fucking clever dog.
Is it a beagle?
Jeremy Beadle had a famously small cock but on the other hand it was quite big.mscenterh750 said:And is it called Jeremy?.tidyman said:TCIB said:Next doors dog pissing on my fence, i told the **** to stop flicking cig dimps in my garden as i had tarted it up.
To be fair, that's a pretty fucking clever dog.
Is it a beagle?
Calm yourself with the thought that he'll do that one day to the wrong personI searched about letting things go and grudges. This is the nearest I could find.
How do you handle letting things go? An hour ago I was getting dropped off home off my daughter. A total **** aggressively swerved round the corner in his dick extension Range Rover. My girl has little leeway to move back, yet this **** has to just reverse a little bit on a clear road so she can pass. Instead he intimidates her, puts his high beams on and she reverses to a point where he wins.
I am going fucking mental at this point but she won’t let me get out of the car. I let this **** know I see who he is and won’t forget him. He drives on laughing and beeping his horn in some kind of glee he’s just bullied a 21 year old woman.
It’s ruined my night. I’ve ruined my partners night as a result. I can’t stop thinking about it. I wish I’d have got out of the car and pummelled the **** and his car - it will not leave my train of thought any time soon.
Yet my daughter and my sister, also a passenger, are fine and have said he’s just a bully.
I hope he’s dead.
I'll add the word saggy to this statement and leave it at that.Snow, suck my fucking balls snow twat.
Without doubt KFC are the worst performing fast food place in and around Greater Manchester.Those useless twats at Kentucky Fried Kunts. In what world does an extra tub of gravy replace a fucking beverage. My car is overheating, not to worry I'll just pop some fucking gravy in the radiator. No water for the kettle, no problem, I'll make my tea with gravy instead.
And where the fuck was my corn on the bastard cob, you useless fucking imbeciles. At least McDonalds train their fucking monkeys to a reasonable fucking standard. The cunts at KFC must be the most undertrained, braindead bunch of spotty fuckwits I've ever come across.
This isn't an isolated incident either. I went there last month and they'd run out of fucking chicken. The whole point of their fucking business is selling fucking chicken and the cunts are too fucking incompetent to realise that people may actually come and buy it.
Here's a tip you semi-retarded excuses for human beings. Try taking the chicken out of the fucking freezer before you sell the last fucking piece. That way, you won't have to tell a customer who has waited 15 cunting minutes in the drive-thru lane that it will be another fucking hour before it's defrosted.
Opposite am afraid.When your in the fast lane doing a reasonable speed and some c*nt is flashing you to move across...fu*king makes my blood boil... i move across and let them past then go back in fast lane and go up there arse and start flashing the f*ckers.. i understand this is totally the wrong thing to do and im putting peoples lives in danger but i love seeing there face in the mirror when they realized they fucked with the wrong person.. even funnier is when they flash to move you out the way then get held up by a bunch of cars in front of them.
Soggy is what’s happened hereI'll add the word saggy to this statement and leave it at that.
I had one on Christmas Day doing 65 in lane 2 with lane 1 clear. Now where this happened is about 1/2 mile before the motorway goes down to two lanes and I reckon I have time to overtake so I’m not stuck behind but instead the dick accelerates up to 80 preventing me overtaking and then slows back to 65. I gave him a quick flash to say I’ve seen him and then he has the audacity to remonstrate back after I eventually get past him. Some absolute knobs on the road, but I just ignore them best I can.Opposite am afraid.
People in the 3rd lane doing 75 mph and won't move over to let you pass because they think 75mph is plenty fast enough.
You might have by about 2.15 this afternoonI'm angry that I haven't got anything to be angry about. Sick of it. I don't want to spend the rest of the day happy, bollocks to that.
Just think about going to the bar and buying everybody a drink, that will get you annoyedI'm angry that I haven't got anything to be angry about. Sick of it. I don't want to spend the rest of the day happy, bollocks to that.
No, very miserable yes but not annoyed.Just think about going to the bar and buying everybody a drink, that will get you annoyed