Misplaced anger thread

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BoyBlue_1985 said:
dronefromsector7g said:
KFC is fucking rank. Its not even chicken is it?

Sickos

Read something on facebook I see
Yes, yes I did. Facebook I read.


Read.

I knew you'd home in on a thread like this.
 
dronefromsector7g said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
dronefromsector7g said:
KFC is fucking rank. Its not even chicken is it?

Sickos

Read something on facebook I see
Yes, yes I did. Facebook I read.


Read.

I knew you'd home in on a thread like this.

I have lots of misplaced anger just like you
So if its not chicken what is it oh masterful knower of everything
 
When your eating at your desk and someone comes over and says 'ooohhh what've you got?'

F*CK OFF
 
chris85mcfc said:
When your eating at your desk and someone comes over and says 'ooohhh what've you got?'

F*CK OFF

Your reply should be, "Bad cat aids. Want some?"

Christ you've really got my misplaced anger raging at the twats you work with.

Twats!
 
I generally hate people. I think its London that may have brought it about but people in public just do the stupidest things. The pavement is heaving but that fucking **** in front of you will remember something and fucking stop right in front of you.
Then there is the window shopping **** that has to stand 5 foot from the window in every fuckers way
The stop at the bottom of an escalator ****, what the fuck makes the person think it will work out behind them
The top of the escalator ****, same as bottom of escalator but probably a tad more dangerous
The let me hit everybody on the train with my bag wanker
Fat bastard wheezing wanker
My conversation on my phone is so interesting I will Dom Joly talk for the whole train journey FUCKING ****
The no room on the train can you move down please bastard, get an earlier train you moron
My shit **** of a new housemate that puts the washer dryer on at 1 in the morning and wonders why I turn it straight off so I have to repeat it 5 nights in a row until im ready to stab the stupid bastard
 
Lol. Quality rant. Really cheered me up
stony said:
Those useless twats at Kentucky Fried Kunts. In what world does an extra tub of
gravy replace a fucking beverage. My car is overheating, not to worry I'll just pop some fucking gravy in the radiator. No water for the kettle, no problem, I'll make my tea with gravy instead.
And where the fuck was my corn on the bastard cob, you useless fucking imbeciles. At least McDonalds train their fucking monkeys to a reasonable fucking standard. The cunts at KFC must be the most undertrained, braindead bunch of spotty fuckwits I've ever come across.
This isn't an isolated incident either. I went there last month and they'd run out of fucking chicken. The whole point of their fucking business is selling fucking chicken and the cunts are too fucking incompetent to realise that people may actually come and buy it.
Here's a tip you semi-retarded excuses for human beings. Try taking the chicken out of the fucking freezer before you sell the last fucking piece. That way, you won't have to tell a customer who has waited 15 cunting minutes in the drive-thru lane that it will be another fucking hour before it's defrosted.
 
And those tw*ts that decide to take their screaming 1 year old kid out for a meal on the same day that im trying to have a nice relaxing meal with the Mrs

Yea i dont need that
 
Fat fuckers with too many elbows on public transport, beggars at cash machines, all of the above from boyblue about pavements, cunts that won't fix the fucking muffler on their car, cunts that cycle on the fucking pavement when they know it's dangerous, illegal and there's a fucking cycle path, clowns/mascots etc in shopping centres who don't seem to realise that the last thing you want when you're trying to get in and out of the place with a small kid the last thing you need it's a fucking distraction.
 
Those 'shelter' w*nkers in the middle of town when your on your lunch









And that tw*t that always turns my washing machine off at 1am when im tryna get sh*t done
 
No actually, pigeons I hate those flappy little bastards and I hate running the Piccadilly gauntlet trying to avoid them and not get crapped on
 
chris85mcfc said:
Those 'shelter' w*nkers in the middle of town when your on your lunch









And that tw*t that always turns my washing machine off at 1am when im tryna get sh*t done
There is 18hrs of the day I am not in bed you wanker<br /><br />-- 14 Apr 2014, 11:25 --<br /><br />Those people (students normally) that are paid to harass you in the name of charity in the high street
 
The people who look at the destination blind on my train that says "Manchester Victoria" then knock on the cab window and ask does this train go to Victoria.

Twats
 
Damocles said:
Sometimes I make a brew on my kitchen counter and some water goes on it.

Then I make some toast and butter it on the same counter without realising.

Wet toast is worse than fucking smallpox. This can enrage me more than any other thing in the entire world
Haha the same here,or when making a sandwich nothing as bad..
When out shopping and its raining people with umbrella's not looking were there going and nearly getting poked in the eye,by fcuk feel like grabbing it off them and smashing it up....
 
Women that talk in a baby voice. There is one at work and I always have to struggle with my mystical Indian breathing techniques to prevent the instinctive roundhouse kick.
 
When your in the fast lane doing a reasonable speed and some c*nt is flashing you to move across...fu*king makes my blood boil... i move across and let them past then go back in fast lane and go up there arse and start flashing the f*ckers.. i understand this is totally the wrong thing to do and im putting peoples lives in danger but i love seeing there face in the mirror when they realized they fucked with the wrong person.. even funnier is when they flash to move you out the way then get held up by a bunch of cars in front of them.
 

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