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Sterling’s fault
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Missionary Killed Whilst Attempting to Spread The Word
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Sterling’s fault
blue b4 the moon
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Always thought the devil was a keeper, but couldn't handle crosses.Jesus was a goalkeeper. I know, I’ve seen the signs!
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Everyone knows......Jesus Saves.......and Aguero scores the rebound!Always thought the devil was a keeper, but couldn't handle crosses.
Magicpole
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Has he risen from the dead yet? I have £20 on that. Been reading how he’s a martyr and probably a saint, even though he’s a mad evangelical proddy and they hate them. Still, hoping he does put in an appearance to show all the doubters his many spear punctures just like Jesus did to that cynical **** Thomas.
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Rising from the dead would be extremely inconsiderate, the poor bastards have wasted enough arrows on him already and they only have primitive tools.Has he risen from the dead yet? I have £20 on that. Been reading how he’s a martyr and probably a saint, even though he’s a mad evangelical proddy and they hate them. Still, hoping he does put in an appearance to show all the doubters his many spear punctures just like Jesus did to that cynical **** Thomas.
Magicpole
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Rising from the dead would be extremely inconsiderate, the poor bastards have wasted enough arrows on him already and they only have primitive tools.
These people are eco friendly. They would reuse the same spears and arrows. Maybe a rock or two just to make sure.
The bible does love a stoning so that would be a lovely touch.
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The bible loves a crucifixion as well, maybe we could float a cross, a hammer and some nails ashore with a basic pictogram as an apology?These people are eco friendly. They would reuse the same spears and arrows. Maybe a rock or two just to make sure.
The bible does love a stoning so that would be a lovely touch.
Magicpole
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The bible loves a crucifixion as well, maybe we could float a cross, a hammer and some nails ashore with a basic pictogram as an apology?
I’m on your frequency. Great idea. And I’m sure it’s what he would have wanted. I wonder if the cunts have vinegar?
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Vinegar is just gone off wine, there's a tribe of monkeys that have discovered alcohol, so I'm sure they'll be fine.I’m on your frequency. Great idea. And I’m sure it’s what he would have wanted. I wonder if the cunts have vinegar?
Prestwich_Blue
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Rags then.The guy apparently brought gifts, one of which was a football.
You know, because it’s the goto game for a tribe cut off for 1000’s of years, on an island about the size of Manhattan.
Who haven’t got the ability to make fire, have little chance of having discovered the wheel, and have a tech level, just above Stone Age.