Missionary Killed Whilst Attempting to Spread The Word

[aguero93:20]

I hope no one is getting any ideas about how to deal with Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Jews for Jesus, etc who come knocking at their door from this episode.

Answer the door bollock naked, wanking furiously? Works for me.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Right here's one for you old ones, apparently as he landed on the beach all the islanders were singing that song made famous by Leapy Lee.

Little arrows in your clothing
Little arrows in your hair
When you're in love with god you'll find
Those little arrows everywhere
Little arrows that will hit you once
And hit you once again
Little arrows that hit every god botherer
Every now and then.

Last night I was surfing YouTube and I was drawn to an old song by an obscure band called Mindset. I think this story about someone trying to ‘spread love’ being hit by arrows maybe put it in my mind. Here is their album cover:

 

[hammocity]

His Alma Mata was the “Oral Roberts” University, I went to school with her.

 

[asahartford1]

The lad must have been mentally ill. Anyone that claims to have had a call from god has no sympathy from me. Nut jobs the lot of them.

Does he FaceTime them from the gates of heaven?

I met one at a party in London. God this, God that. He was from Nigeria, but said God had called him to London to spread the word.
He asked me which Church I belonged to. " The Church inn of Royton was my reply, as I went to refill my glass.

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

My eyes glaze over when someone mentions religion if they push it I tell them it's a nonsense and accept they'll wallow in their self righteous offense that they brought on themselves.

 

[aguero93:20]

I met one at a party in London. God this, God that. He was from Nigeria, but said God had called him to London to spread the word.
He asked me which Church I belonged to. " The Church inn of Royton was my reply, as I went to refill my glass.

I always tell them I worship Pan, the goat God.

 

[Magicpole]

Answer the door bollock naked, wanking furiously? Works for me.

To be fair that’s your usual door greeting.

 

[East Level 2]

I always tell them I worship Pan, the goat God.

Goat? I thought Pan was the god of food.

 

[aguero93:20]

Goat? I thought Pan was the god of food.

Heretic.

In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Pan(/pæn/;[1] Ancient Greek: Πάν, Pan) is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature of mountain wilds, rustic music and impromptus, and companion of the nymphs.[2] He has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat, in the same manner as a faun or satyr.

 

[East Level 2]

Heretic.
In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Pan(/pæn/;[1] Ancient Greek: Πάν, Pan) is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature of mountain wilds, rustic music and impromptus, and companion of the nymphs.[2] He has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat, in the same manner as a faun or satyr.

Tis Greek bollocks.
Pan is the god of food. Sauce Pan, frying Pan, etc.