Missus brought a bird home last night

Its a magpie, and they are horrible bullying noisy no good cunts. Id have put it on the drive, reversed over it and then driven forward again just to make sure
 
Its a magpie, and they are horrible bullying noisy no good cunts. Id have put it on the drive, reversed over it and then driven forward again just to make sure
Hahaha this,and that fucking iratating sound they make,let the dog out into the back garden last week and there was a magpie it chased it off but the cheeky fucker just sat on top of the fence stirring down making that awful noise for a few minutes until it fucked off..
 
Poor birdy,you lot are horrible

A magpie you say?..good riddance then they put the bird food in the bird bath and leave half of it behind,messy twats
 
Once shot of the noisy bastards.Knocked it out of the tree so I went over and despatched it against a wooden post. Dropped it in the wheely bin and went shopping. Came back, up the drive and the hard bastard is strutting up the drive like he owned the place then flew off. I had some wierd dreams after that.
 

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