Mods in Limericks

[TheMightyQuinn]

Stony, Stony, he bummed a pony.

 

[Cheesy]

There is a mod called cheesy
He dont half make me feel queezy
He gave me a warning
One Saturday morning
So will you remove it pleasey

Done :-)

 

[meeesh]

There is a mod called cheesy
He dont half make me feel queezy
He gave me a warning
One Saturday morning
So will you remove it pleasey

Done :-)

LOL

 

[Rascal]

Stony, Stony, he bummed a pony.

The new mod called stony
was caught bumming a pony
for this unusual trick
he was awarded the stick
but he is a modding phoney

 

[Ducado]

Absolutely brilliant!

 

[Rascal]

The admin lord Damocles
Sucked off Ric on his knees
He came with a spurt
like thick yoghurt
mixed with dairylea cheese

 

[The Pink Panther]

There are some new mods on Bluemoon
Eager to dance to Ric's tune
Trouble with that
Is Turner's a twat
and DeNero's just a bufoon

 

[Boots_]

There once was a mod named Shady
Who caused someone to visit first aidy
He found it so grating
That something inflating
But it turns out he hits like a lady

 

[lloydie]

Stony, Stony, he bummed a pony.

Stony, Stony, he bummed a pony
then a sheep, some geese, and a gooney
slapped some twat on a train
robbed a fence in the rain
no wonder we think he's a (die-hard) looney

this limerick in no way represents my commuting habits and I accept no responsibility for not finding a word to rhyme with pony

 

[Damocles]

There was once a mod called Damocles
He was a twat.


I'm not good at poetry.