Mods in Limericks

[stony]

There once was a group called the posters

All drunken and surly fat boasters

Until one day a man with a hammer of ban

Said "fuck you" I'll have you for toasters

 

[Paladin]

A rag from the town of Cancoon
Became the new mod on Bluemoon
He abused his position
And following a petition
His removal could not come too soon!

 

[Rascal]

The mod known as Cleavers
loved shaven beavers
the sight of a gash
brought out a red rash
And a bout of the Nicky Weavers

 

[BlueMo']

There once was a mod, shadygiz.
Who made many an ex-pat blue jizz
by posting a stream
so we can follow our team.
for match links he's really the biz

 

[Rascal]

The Lord of Bluemoon Ric Turner
when a young nervous learner
contorted his face
thought he looked ace
and became a champion gurner

 

[rushts]

We all love blue moon's shadygiz,
even though he loves swallowing jizz
all his streams had gone down,
it made all of us frown,
We were all in one hell of a tizz.

 

[another generation]

On wanting to be a bluemoon mod,
Ric cautioned, You're now playing God!
You give out the clout
And don't stop at nowt.
If there's trouble, you'll be on your tod.

 

[Paladin]

When help on Bluemoon was required
Damocles applied and was hired
Ric looked dismayed
When he asked to be paid
And quoting Lord Sugar said, "You're fired"

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There was a young Mod called Damocles
Who hated thread's called ''Rest in Peace'
He didn't half take some stick
But with the brain of a brick
Got on with the job with a breeze

 

[Rascal]

De Niro was once a bluemoon brawler
then he became a mod crawler
a celebrity fan
with a touch of elan
and famous for that fucking trawler