Mods in Limericks

[Bill]

There was an old fart called De Niro,
Who's tolerance of others was zero,
So they made him a mod,
He now thinks he's God,
So much for our floor-covering hero...

there was a young poster called flash
who thought a mod he would bash
but the mods quite a man
who will issue a much longer ban
should the two of them yet again clash.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

There was an old fart called De Niro,
Who's tolerance of others was zero,
So they made him a mod,
He now thinks he's God,
So much for our floor-covering hero...

there was a young poster called flash
who thought a mod he would bash
but the mods quite a man
who will issue a much longer ban
should the two of them yet again clash.

There was a moody mod known as Bill
Who told the bright young Flash to chill
He ain't no taxi driver
and with no City staff to mither
His stomach sought a Jamie's burger from the grill.

 

[Cellarite]

I simply don't know what to do,
so I'm asking you all should I sue?
'Cos I'm suffering pains,
in my head like migraines,
since the forum became Metro Blue.

The new look will be ideal for some,
but it's leaving me ever so glum.
For my visual range,
can't stand such a change,
and it's more than a pain in the bum.

Now the latest I hear is good news,
in Board Preferences I get to choose,
the skin that I want,
though I can't pick the font,
no matter what I go for, it's lose - lose.

So tell me Ric - should I select,
the old skin which is now imperfect,
or the new style that's shite,
all the writing's too light,
hurry up or I'll phone Claims Direct.

 

[charliebigspuds]

I simply don't know what to do,
so I'm asking you all should I sue?
'Cos I'm suffering pains,
in my head like migraines,
since the forum became Metro Blue.

The new look will be ideal for some,
but it's leaving me ever so glum.
For my visual range,
can't stand such a change,
and it's more than a pain in the bum.

Now the latest I hear is good news,
in Board Preferences I get to choose,
the skin that I want,
though I can't pick the font,
no matter what I go for, it's lose - lose.

So tell me Ric - should I select,
the old skin which is now imperfect,
or the new style that's shite,
all the writing's too light,
hurry up or I'll phone Claims Direct.

there is an old fella from Hull
who's posts are incredibly dull
he never stops moaning
until Gail's tits get him groaning
but posting them can't be done!

 

[Cellarite]

there is an old fella from Hull
who's posts are incredibly dull
he never stops moaning
until Gail's tits get him groaning
but posting them can't be done!

Whilst we're on the subject of groans,
and upon the mention of moans,
on the way home from work,
I felt such a berk,
when I farted and dropped some bum stones.

 

[Paladin]

Bluemooner Mark T Eighty Five
Lives inside the M25
The cockney commuter
Comes up on his scooter
In a three and a half hour drive

 

[Paladin]

The new mod could not have come sooner
So lacking a credible Gooner
The Spurs lads unsuitable
Castiel unrecruitable
We're stuck with the Claret and Bluemooner

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"A fan of another team's what we lack"
Said Ric, so we tried a new tack.
A fan of the Hammers
Tried to deal with the spammers,
But truth be told he was cack.

 

[Paladin]

According to trustworthy rumour
Comes a mod with a low sense of humour
Though many attempt
To make him exempt
He's stayed like a malignant tumour

 

[Paladin]

Recruited from other fans ranks
A Cockney to moderate us Mancs
His part in the gang
To prevent rhyming slang
And provide fellow mods with ham shanks