Mods in Limericks

[Rascal]

Toby the female mod
Is a dirty randy old sod
She loves her boys
More so her toys
But most a big huge rod

 

[Rascal]

From the lone star state
Comes Rics lastest mate
Austin blue
has joined the crew
A yank for fucks sake

 

[Rascal]

Love city is prolific
His posts are specfic
but now hes a mod
its our job
To drop him in the Pacific

 

[Petetheblu]

There was a mod called lovecity
Who preferred stats rather than titty.
On his day off he'd wank off
To all the players nitty gritty...

 

[Paladin]

Recruitment was well underway
The terms do not include pay
We'll make up a rota
And to meet our new quota
We need a woman, a Yank and a gay

So out went the Bluemoon petition
For members to fill the position
The shortlist excluded
Some rags, some deluded
And many more failed the audition

An applicant hailing from Texas
Online with his new Google Nexus
His style of reviewing
Is like J R Ewing
He tries to aggrieve and to vex us

Although from the US of A
He's attempting to do it his way
At full or half time
He's never online
Because of the six hour delay

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

There was a new mod from Austin
Who knew not what his new job would cost him
Till he went to the cellar
felt like Saatchi to Nigella
So sung Smiths hits with the weirdo from Boston.

 

[Paladin]

When Toby, Mackenzie and Pam
Attended the Bluemoon exam
Just one passed the test on
The difficult question
To delete or to deep fry the spam

 

[toby]

Toby the female mod
Is a dirty randy old sod
She loves her boys
More so her toys
But most a big huge rod

Thanks for this rascal ;o) and less of the old !!

 

[Bill]

Recruitment was well underway
The terms do not include pay
We'll make up a rota
And to meet our new quota
We need a woman, a Yank and a gay

So out went the Bluemoon petition
For members to fill the position
The shortlist excluded
Some rags, some deluded
And many more failed the audition

An applicant hailing from Texas
Online with his new Google Nexus
His style of reviewing
Is like J R Ewing
He tries to aggrieve and to vex us

Although from the US of A
He's attempting to do it his way
At full or half time
He's never online
Because of the six hour delay

as always, outstanding.

 

[The Flash]

There was an old fart called De Niro,
Who's tolerance of others was zero,
So they made him a mod,
He now thinks he's God,
So much for our floor-covering hero...