Monday's headlines

[East Level 2]

Some crackers from News Now
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Quite like the "Nightmare on City Street" from the Hindustan Times.

 

[Chancy Termites]

Manchester City fans arrested for kidnapping Rio Ferdinand and replacing him with a cardboard cutout

 

[eyejay51]

It's a dog's life for Moyes

 

[Vienna_70]

Four-tune favours the Blues.

Kun King as rampant City run wild

There are some brilliant entries in this thread.

I've been pissing myself reading them.

Well done, fellow Blues.

 

[Bewar3them00n]

on a Gollum realted tip....

CITY RUN RINGS AROUND MOYES's UNITED, !!
ONE TEAM TO RULE THEM ALL AS CITY CELEBRATE DERBY MAULING
THE RETURN OF THE KING! KOMPANY IMPERIOUS AS CITY RISE TO THE OCCASION!
UNITED DWARFED BY CITY's MAJESTY!

 

[Anonymous]

Great Derby Result For City But Not So Good For England Team

Guess who ran with that? Bitter bastards :))

 

[laserblue]

"Moyes soils himself as City teach United a footballing lesson."

 

[Chris in London]

SSN have gone with 'City edge five goal thriller'

 

[citytilltheend]

Moyes goes delusional in post match conference

BRILLIANT!!!

 

[DavidSilvasLeftFoot]

Sorry if already posted but here's the Daily HateMail's headline:

City 1 England 0: Pellegrini starts with 10 foreign outfield players in derby drubbing over United


Fucking Facsist tossers