Money Saving Tips Thread

[SWP's back]

Who buys calendars?

 

[BlueSniffer]

SWEETCORN fans. Save money on loo paper by simply pouring the stuff straight down the pan.

 

[BulgarianPride]

Travel back in time to sell your used calendars.

 

[The Pink Panther]

A serious money saving tip.
When you think you've finished a bottle of sun cream, cut it open, you'll be amazed at how much is still in there

 

[davymcfc]

Rather than a cup of tea drink a steaming mug of urine. It tastes great and costs nothing.

 

[blueshortshorts]

Save money on expensive match tickets, especially midweek games, by sitting at home and watching the game on an illegal stream, then pop onto this forum to criticise fans for creating no atmosphere, and leaving early.


;)

 

[MCC]

Shag a jar of mince meat and save Money on aids wridden hookers. Absolutely quids in.

 

[m7mcfc]

Buy some Nutella about a £1.00 and when you have finished the glass resembles a nice little tumbler.

 

[MCC]

Stick a baguette up your arse and save money on nutella.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Turn the grill off when you turn your toast over.

Don't put the heating on until your misses turns blue and until she actually stops talking!

Have triple glazing installed so the kids can't hear the ice cream van!