Most annoying accent

New Glasgow? I’m all ears. What’s that?

https://sounds.bl.uk/Accents-and-di...nwealth-recordings/021M-C1315X0001XX-0444V0#_

Accents change naturally over time, and the Glaswegian accent, to my ear, has altered dramatically in recent decades. Irrespective of what text is being read, the accent in the file above bears similarities to the working class accents in this clip below from the 1970s.



If you listen to the discussions in this British Library site you can also hear distinct class differences between the West End and Central/East Glasgow.

https://sounds.bl.uk/Accents-and-dialects/BBC-Voices

All of the above, I can handle, enjoy even, but New Glasgow to me is this, and it's not only spoken by young people, alas:



Pure brutal, so it is. ;-)
 
https://sounds.bl.uk/Accents-and-di...nwealth-recordings/021M-C1315X0001XX-0444V0#_

Accents change naturally over time, and the Glaswegian accent, to my ear, has altered dramatically in recent decades. Irrespective of what text is being read, the accent in the file above bears similarities to the working class accents in this clip below from the 1970s.



If you listen to the discussions in this British Library site you can also hear distinct class differences between the West End and Central/East Glasgow.

https://sounds.bl.uk/Accents-and-dialects/BBC-Voices

All of the above, I can handle, enjoy even, but New Glasgow to me is this, and it's not only spoken by young people, alas:



Pure brutal, so it is. ;-)


I really enjoyed the film about the old Underground. I have never seen that before and there is no doubt that it had more character. The accents on there are how Glaswegians speak on camera, at their work if they work in an office and very little use of slang.

My mother would always pull me up about pronunciation of certain words. If you tried to “speak properly”, as my mother would put it, you would be ridiculed as a snob, and probably battered.

The one thing I was dissapointed about the film, was at no time did anybody attempt to knock that patronising Morningside, Edinburgh prick the fuck out. :)

The last film I know. That is slang gone mad, and even I struggle to understand it. We don’t call it New, we call it Neddy. If you said, she talked like a Ned, people get a mental picture. This type of accent is mostly found on housing schemes, although by no means do all people living there speak like this.

The Glasgow accent depending on social class is anglicised, and rounded more. It can sound so false though, especially when people adopt it. Cringeworthy.

Thanks for putting this up, a trip down memory lane.

Oh and we sorted the really high level of knifecrime. London Met have been up recently to see how we did it.

Selective Culling. :)

No, it was sterilisation by postcode.

No, we got them to chill the fuck out. It’s still there but vastly reduced. You can get up to five years just for possession of a chib.

As we call knives.

I’m gonny Fucking chib you ya prick

A popular phrase. :)
 
I get near to violent when I hear
people trying to speak Klingon “for a laugh” and they mispronounce things and get the accent all wrong.

To make Klingon sound alien consonants and combinations of consonants, particularly retroflex, velar and uvular ones, uncommon in natural languages are used, such as /q͡χ/.

When these pricks fail to realise this the result is torture on the ear.

Please stop!
 
Wifey hates a strong Northern Ireland accent and it does grate on me a little
This week on 5 live breakfast there's been a Northern Irish woman presenting and the day after England 's cricket defeat to India she introduced a discussion into it and opened by saying "let's speak to former England captain David Gurr "
I thought "David Gurr! I've never heard of David Gurr"
The bloke started to talk and it was David Gower
 
Scouse without question. As an exiled local from Failsworth I can also say it is closely matched by Llanelli as Shirley any South Walean posters can attest. Thats an awful accent too
 
Swansea has the worst accent
Then Brummie and Black Country
Then Scouse

A posh version of the Swansea accent is Stacey from Gavin and Stacey. They sound like they’re taking while rolling marbles around in their mouth at the same time. Bloody awful!
 
Starting every sentence with "listen" and the Facebook generation doing the same with "so", so irritating!
Aussies start every sentence with that “ooorrrrrrrrrr” or “iiiirrrrrrr” sound.

Lee Mack describes it best
 

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