Most annoying football cliche?

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I watched Haarland's 45 goals on the OS and heard Alistair, after Erling had smashed in one of his six pens that 'There was never any doubt!' (that he'd score.) There never is any doubt when the ball's whacked the back of the net with the goalie left sprawling!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Just remembered another one: 'history'. As in a club has 'no history' if it did not win stuff during a prescribed period. It's complete bollocks. Even Rochdale has history.

True. I fear they're about to add a completely new chapter to it.

 

[remember arthur mann]

If Manchester City(see what I did there)(yep used brkts) get their way, 'we might as well pack up and go home'.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

“European royalty”.
Feel like taking out a contract on people who say that (and it's always one set of people — funny, that).

 

[City Hobgoblin]

"Bring yer f*ckin dinner" sadly didn't catch on

 

[SamBlue]

Don't do [insert any cliche you can think about], you are not Manchester City/Guardiola.

 

[Donmcfc]

“We think we can get a result”.

Yeah, what you mean like Liverpool two weeks ago at the Etihad, mate?

Losing by four goals is a result. Just not a very good one.

 

[domalino]

 

[domalino]

 

[Postman Pep]

Could be a few more of these before the season is out