halfcenturyup
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I can't help it. Whenever I see a Brian Clough interview it reminds me of the Python Yangtze sketch.
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Most annoying football cliche?
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I can't help it. Whenever I see a Brian Clough interview it reminds me of the Python Yangtze sketch.
Big Swifty
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"An educated left foot".
Has it git a university degree?
Has it git a university degree?
Postman Pep
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Transfer window is a cliche goldmine.
'Got to get your business done early' because you don't want to become 'desperate to get bodies through the door' just before 'the window slams shut '.
Also plenty of slapping price tags on players heads.
'Got to get your business done early' because you don't want to become 'desperate to get bodies through the door' just before 'the window slams shut '.
Also plenty of slapping price tags on players heads.
theres only one carlito
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The gift that kept on giving this fella.
“If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.”
Mark Lawrenson.
“If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.”
Mark Lawrenson.
theres only one carlito
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"The ball gathered speed on the wet surface" - Balls are apparently impervious to the laws of physics.
"They're a non-league club" - That actually play in a league.
"Ha Ha, Scholes just can't tackle" - After he'd cut another opponent in half with a callous lunge.
"The goalkeeper wouldn't have got that had it been on target" - On target where, somewhere the goalkeeper couldn't reach?
"He's got that in his locker" - When a player has had a shot from 30yds and we've just seen that he obviously has that in his locker.
"They're a non-league club" - That actually play in a league.
"Ha Ha, Scholes just can't tackle" - After he'd cut another opponent in half with a callous lunge.
"The goalkeeper wouldn't have got that had it been on target" - On target where, somewhere the goalkeeper couldn't reach?
"He's got that in his locker" - When a player has had a shot from 30yds and we've just seen that he obviously has that in his locker.
West Yorks Owl
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"Gid rid of <insert manager name> now as he has no Plan B"
Said by football supporters up and down the land who's qualifications include watching the game after being in the pub since 11am on matchday, or having the ability to take Vauxhall Motors to PL & CL glory 8 years on the trot via Football Manager 2023.
How hard can it be? :)
Said by football supporters up and down the land who's qualifications include watching the game after being in the pub since 11am on matchday, or having the ability to take Vauxhall Motors to PL & CL glory 8 years on the trot via Football Manager 2023.
How hard can it be? :)
feedmpenzaandhewillscore
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‘Top bins’
Jimmy Bullard can fuck off
Jimmy Bullard can fuck off
Trevor Morley's Tache
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Keegan on Sol Campbell: "That's his strength, his strength"."The ball gathered speed on the wet surface" - Balls are apparently impervious to the laws of physics.
"They're a non-league club" - That actually play in a league.
"Ha Ha, Scholes just can't tackle" - After he'd cut another opponent in half with a callous lunge.
"The goalkeeper wouldn't have got that had it been on target" - On target where, somewhere the goalkeeper couldn't reach?
"He's got that in his locker" - When a player has had a shot from 30yds and we've just seen that he obviously has that in his locker.