Most annoying football cliche?

[kippax81]

"Lurking with intent".

Usually spouted by that fucking drivel laden boring **** Sam Matterface.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Funniest thread on the entire forum. Keep it going, folks. This is a gold mine. The Lawrenson ones particularly are things to be treasured for the ages.
Has there ever been such a set of fuckwits from the same club elevated to the position of “pundit”?

 

[Pam]

Goals change games.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Six times Lah
Next season is ours lah
To be onist wiv yer
Worlds Greatest Club.
Money doesn’t guarantee success.

 

[Shaggy]

Joe Bugner advocating the use of Heroin at the end there, the dirty junkie bastard

 

[Kippax77]

De Gea is the best shot stopper in the world!

Getting an £80 million player for £40 million.

Absolute nonsense

 

[Shaggy]

"I done well there"
"He done well there"
"The boy done well there"
"We done well there"
"They done well there"
"The lads/boys done well there"

it's fucking "did" you dopey shit gibbons

"At the end of the day" what ? it gets dark ?

"Those knowledgeable Liverpool fans" oh just fuck off

 

[City Hobgoblin]

"The ball must of went..."

 

[kaz7]

Mine is when blues say how the fuck did we lose to X , very annoying

He has to score that , usually said by a no mark commentator telling world class players what they should have done

 

[Postman Pep]