Most annoying football cliche?

[Bluesince1979]

He felt contact so deserved to go down


No …. Football is still a contact sport … just

 

[MarsLlama]

This is a small one that probably only I am annoyed by, but I hate when commentators use the word cameo to describe a player who came on at half time or something. 'Cameo' should be reserved for 15 minute appearances at most.

 

[JASR]

You just can’t write Manchester United off.

With 1b in debt, they might have to be…

 

[JASR]

This is a small one that probably only I am annoyed by, but I hate when commentators use the word cameo to describe a player who came on at half time or something. 'Cameo' should be reserved for 15 minute appearances at most.

Word Up!

 

[KS55]

“By mutual agreement”.

 

[West Yorks Owl]

commentators calling the rags just 'Manchester'

There's not much that Wednesday & United fans agree on, but losing their shit after being called "Sheffield" is one of them :)

 

[Grassland Blue]

They’ve started off well early doors ?
Wtf is early doors

Early doors is a term used by pub goers which basically means, first thing, when the pub has just opened and hasn't yet got busy. So the first 10 - 15 mins or so perhaps.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Pluralising individual players “when you’re up against your De Bruynes, your Haalands”

But not your Nevilles or Futchers....

 

[Norman kneejerk]

We are the type of team who believe that if the opposition scores 2 goals, we will need to score 3 goals in order to beat them.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

At the start of an interview they say ....Yeah/No , which f*cking is it ? YES or NO !!!!