Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

Apologies if already mentioned but best I’ve heard to date is that every player we’ve bought or sold the other clubs have been on the take.
Over paying for our players and under paying on the players we buy.
Like there’s 4-5 clubs would put themselves up for fraud ffs.
Apparently brown envelopes under the table
To all these clubs we do business with.
This has come from the usual suspects like the scum dippers and even the arsenholers.

Fucking get in !!
 
What right-thinking player would choose the chaotic mess that is Trafford United over Manchester City?

It would be like saying: 'Fuck this job offer as a Vice-President of Microsoft, I want to work for Woolworths.'
But the pick ‘n‘ mix would’ve swayed me!
 
An imbecilic Littlewoods fan at work told me a couple of weeks ago that before HRH took over, we weren’t a proper club.

I pointed out that we won the A Cup, the League Cup and a European trophy before his lot.

"A European trophy, when was that?"

"1970. Look it up!"
 
An imbecilic Littlewoods fan at work told me a couple of weeks ago that before HRH took over, we weren’t a proper club.

I pointed out that we won the A Cup, the League Cup and a European trophy before his lot.

"A European trophy, when was that?"

"1970. Look it up!"
How long have you been a prison warder and is it usual to talk football to the inmates?
 

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