Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

[madloaf]

Collymore on Pep:

"What I would say is if he is the genius people think he is, why didn’t he think of putting John Stones in that hybrid role six years ago".

By this logic Einstein's theory of relativity should have come to him when he was a teenager and Mozart should have composed in the womb, if he actually knew about tinkling the ivories.

Maybe I'm a genius as it didn't take me 6 years to realise collymore is as thick as pig shit.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The take below is arguably the dumbest thing I’ve ever read about a player in this sport. In fact it’s so dumb I think we can close the thread now. What a shock — an Arsenal fan of course.

Alphonso Davies might disagree.

 

[eastmanc]

Collymore on Pep:

"What I would say is if he is the genius people think he is, why didn’t he think of putting John Stones in that hybrid role six years ago".

By this logic Einstein's theory of relativity should have come to him when he was a teenager and Mozart should have composed in the womb, if he actually knew about tinkling the ivories.

Maybe I'm a genius as it didn't take me 6 years to realise collymore is as thick is a pig shit.

Collymore is a cockwomble.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Yep but Collymore had a real rant along similar lines!

 

[eastmanc]

Yep but Collymore had a real rant along similar lines!

He is a fool. He is just pissed off that Pep didn't know who he was when he first came to City.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Collymore on Pep:

"What I would say is if he is the genius people think he is, why didn’t he think of putting John Stones in that hybrid role six years ago".

By this logic Einstein's theory of relativity should have come to him when he was a teenager and Mozart should have composed in the womb, if he actually knew about tinkling the ivories.

Maybe I'm a genius as it didn't take me 6 years to realise collymore is as thick is a pig shit.

The obvious answer was Fabian Delph was doing it instead of Stones. Sagna was also doing it when Pep first arrived. For a pundit you can tell he either never watches City or is completely clueless about football.

 

[Vienna_70]

Collymore on Pep:

"What I would say is if he is the genius people think he is, why didn’t he think of putting John Stones in that hybrid role six years ago".

By this logic Einstein's theory of relativity should have come to him when he was a teenager and Mozart should have composed in the womb, if he actually knew about tinkling the ivories.

Maybe I'm a genius as it didn't take me 6 years to realise collymore is as thick as pig shit.

Did you really expect anything different from that moron?

 

[Vienna_70]

The obvious answer was Fabian Delph was doing it instead of Stones. Sagna was also doing it when Pep first arrived. For a pundit you can tell he either never watches City or is completely clueless about football.

Or…



He’s on the WUM.

 

[KS55]

Many years ago a rag colleague told me he thought a City player was a clown……..Bert!

 

[Rory Bluelow]

Collymore on Pep:

"What I would say is if he is the genius people think he is, why didn’t he think of putting John Stones in that hybrid role six years ago".

By this logic Einstein's theory of relativity should have come to him when he was a teenager and Mozart should have composed in the womb, if he actually knew about tinkling the ivories.

Maybe I'm a genius as it didn't take me 6 years to realise collymore is as thick as pig shit.

What a thick twat. If Collymore’s brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his fucking hat off !