Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

Had the misfortune of having to spend a few hours at the sister in laws house yesterday and the know nowt nobhead brother in law with his sidekick nephew of mine were present.

I avoid talking football due to these 'conversations' turning quite heated in the past but as per, these two ballbags just couldn't help themselves.

It started with the England game and how poor it was. In true plastic rag fashion both Foden and Stones were lambasted. I ignore the bait.

It then turned into how they don't watch football anymore and that there aren't any footballers worth paying to go and watch. A veiled dig at the fact that me and my wife do in fact pay to go and watch football. Again, I ignore the bait.

Long story short.

Haaland is shite and anybody could do what he's done in our team.

Rodri not as good as Keane as he's never nullified a threat such as Zidane in a big game.

Wouldn't pay to watch Phil Foden and referenced his performances for England.

People used to pay to specifically watch George Best, Eric Cantona and Ronaldo. No City player in history can ever make that claim.

Rodri and Gundogan are gobshites banging on about too many games and being tired etc. George Best did what they do with crap pitches, heavy footballs and a far more brutal game.

City are boring to watch. There's zero jeopardy. At least with Utd you don't know what your going to get.

I did point to our game against Fulham compared to their game against Villa but it fell on deaf ears. City are boring, end of.

It's fucking tiresome dealing with these two. I've told my wife that Xmas will be fun because I'm not going to be as passive as I was in my house, than I was in there's.

Neither have ever has season tickets and have only been to Old Scaffold a handful of times when the nephew was still at school. (He's 23 now)

If that was me there’s no way they’d be coming to mine under any circumstances.

They need sectioning the pair of cunts.
 
Years ago a chap I knew was telling us all how he and his wife had had a furious argument over the Spice Girls. She claimed they were better than the Beatles, and she went into great detail about how Mel B had more talent than either Lennon or McCartney. I just asked him why he is lowering his standards to argue against such a ludicrous and ill-judged statement.
Same with the rags, I have neither the patience nor the inclination to even talk to these people let alone argue with them.
Bias is one thing, rank stupidity is another.

Mel B was much better at anal though tbf.
 
Your a better man than me mate I would of told the misses that I’m not spending a minute in the same room as two no nothing gobshite rags because if I do I would just end up chinning the pair of bitter cunts
Believe me, that's exactly how I feel and the wife knows. But, it's her sister and for that reason I ignore a lot of the nonsense they spout.

However, it's getting more and more difficult to do so and I won't be lying down and taking any of that shite if they're at mine at Xmas, so I think my missus will probably have a little chat with her sister approaching the day requesting that her husband pipes down.
 
Are you really a blue if you haven't "ruined" a family event defending against dippers/rags/tarquins?
I have numerous dipper relatives and don't give the cunts an inch!
 
Had the misfortune of having to spend a few hours at the sister in laws house yesterday and the know nowt nobhead brother in law with his sidekick nephew of mine were present.

I avoid talking football due to these 'conversations' turning quite heated in the past but as per, these two ballbags just couldn't help themselves.

It started with the England game and how poor it was. In true plastic rag fashion both Foden and Stones were lambasted. I ignore the bait.

It then turned into how they don't watch football anymore and that there aren't any footballers worth paying to go and watch. A veiled dig at the fact that me and my wife do in fact pay to go and watch football. Again, I ignore the bait.

Long story short.

Haaland is shite and anybody could do what he's done in our team.

Rodri not as good as Keane as he's never nullified a threat such as Zidane in a big game.

Wouldn't pay to watch Phil Foden and referenced his performances for England.

People used to pay to specifically watch George Best, Eric Cantona and Ronaldo. No City player in history can ever make that claim.

Rodri and Gundogan are gobshites banging on about too many games and being tired etc. George Best did what they do with crap pitches, heavy footballs and a far more brutal game.

City are boring to watch. There's zero jeopardy. At least with Utd you don't know what your going to get.

I did point to our game against Fulham compared to their game against Villa but it fell on deaf ears. City are boring, end of.

It's fucking tiresome dealing with these two. I've told my wife that Xmas will be fun because I'm not going to be as passive as I was in my house, than I was in there's.

Neither have ever has season tickets and have only been to Old Scaffold a handful of times when the nephew was still at school. (He's 23 now)
Should have just put 4 fingers in there faces.fuck em.
 
Years ago a chap I knew was telling us all how he and his wife had had a furious argument over the Spice Girls. She claimed they were better than the Beatles, and she went into great detail about how Mel B had more talent than either Lennon or McCartney. I just asked him why he is lowering his standards to argue against such a ludicrous and ill-judged statement.
Same with the rags, I have neither the patience nor the inclination to even talk to these people let alone argue with them.
Bias is one thing, rank stupidity is another.
Tbf, I can't stand McCartney but completely understand your argument, Spice Girls, ffs :-)
 

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