Rammy Blue said:
I can only agree. I've got neck ache from the amount of shaking of my head I've had to do at some of the dribble posted....
There used to be a middle aged guy who wandered round the Rusholme pubs before games at Maine road. Every single week he was there, and you'd hear him approaching from several tables away. He carried a bucket and his spiel was the same for every table,every single week of every single season. "British 'eart Foundation. And let's hope you never need 'em. Three operations I had, and I wouldn't be 'ere if it wasn't for this lot. Just a few pence, lads, might save a life. Might be yours, hahahahaha". Thats what he said, time after time after time, week after week after week, and I really think that he thought that everyone was enjoying the joke. In reality you chucked a quid in to get rid of him. He was a standing joke. Probably a lovely guy, Jesus, he was doing all this for charity, come rain or shine. But I strongly suspect that hell on earth would be an hour next to him at a party, laughing at his own jokes and talking simple-minded rubbish.
I get his image in my head every time.