Mouse in house!

We had mice (no such thing as one) due to leaving the patio doors open during hot summer nights.
First tried plenty of different humane traps. Caught one, then nothing. I really wanted to release them alive.
As time went on, my mind changed to just kill the bastards!

Next, spring traps, caught a few then nothing.
Tried every bait/suggestion on the internet.
Then tried the new "pasta" bait poison bait traps. Absolutely nothing. Not even nibbled.

Went on Amazon and came across blue rice poison.
First day all rice eaten.
Second day all rice eaten.
Third day half rice eaten.
Fourth day nothing eaten. Stayed that way for weeks. Never saw a mouse again.

Don't fuck around. Get the rice...
 
I hate cats I am alergic to them but my Mrs had to get one as we had a mouse and she is petrified of them. This mouse was a proper charcter. One night it sat there looking at me on its hind legs like it owned the place. I called it Mr Jingles after that. I came home from work one day and the wife had got a cat from somewhere. I never saw Mr Jingles again.
I would just like to add Pepper the cat is still here and I am the only one that feeds it. Me who hates cats.
 
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I once rescued one from a cat which was toying with it.

I got a plastic beaker and a piece of cardboard and trapped it in the beaker. Then slid the cardboard under . I heard the mouse scream. I'd chopped one of its front legs off.

I felt really bad as it limped off into the garden under a shed.
 
I once rescued one from a cat which was toying with it.

I got a plastic beaker and a piece of cardboard and trapped it in the beaker. Then slid the cardboard under . I heard the mouse scream. I'd chopped one of its front legs off.

I felt really bad as it limped off into the garden under a shed.
You ‘orrible bastard.
 
I once rescued one from a cat which was toying with it.

I got a plastic beaker and a piece of cardboard and trapped it in the beaker. Then slid the cardboard under . I heard the mouse scream. I'd chopped one of its front legs off.

I felt really bad as it limped off into the garden under a shed.
You tight bastard it was only playing with the cat.
 
Get a cat - preferably an adult from a cat rescue centre or borrow a mates cat. Make sure it spends the night around the areas the mice run and be prepared to pick up dead mice in the morning - job done.
 
Get a cat - preferably an adult from a cat rescue centre or borrow a mates cat. Make sure it spends the night around the areas the mice run and be prepared to pick up dead mice in the morning - job done.
I suppose getting a cat to chew a poor little mouse to death is more humane than getting mancityvstoke round. ;)
 
Little bastard keeps eating food off the traps and not setting them off.
Any ideas on how to get him please.
Bore a glory hole into your kitchen cupboard and stick your knob in. If your Babybel isn't cheesy enough with smegma, simply withdraw and coat with Primula. Stick your knob back in the cupboard and wait. If you feel whiskers on your knob eating cheese simply push your foreskin forward over it's head like a Venus fly trap and pull out your knob.

There you have it, a unharmed mouse caught by penis mouse trap; )
 
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we had a problem with mice a few weeks ago, the trouble here is if you get mice you get snakes and there are some nasty ones round here. we got some sticky pads, a bit like cardboard with some seriously sticky compound on them , these work everytime ! trouble is you have to kill the mice as they are alive in the morning , a hammer works
 

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