Moving house. What a pain in the you know what.

Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was gettin' nowhere
And so, we had a cuppa tea
Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie
Up come Charlie from the floor below
After strainin' even complainin' we was gettin nowhere........
 
I’ve moved three times in the last six years, my Sister has moved twice in six years and my parents moved out of their house last year, have been living at my Uncle’s for a year, and are moving into their new-build in two weeks…

…and I always seem to be the one who does all the heavy lifting!

I currently live in a second floor flat with no lift. Moving in here was one of the hardest workouts I’ve ever had.
 
I’ve moved three times in the last six years, my Sister has moved twice in six years and my parents moved out of their house last year, have been living at my Uncle’s for a year, and are moving into their new-build in two weeks…

…and I always seem to be the one who does all the heavy lifting!

I currently live in a second floor flat with no lift. Moving in here was one of the hardest workouts I’ve ever had.
The story from now is "when I moved into my flat I popped a disc in my lower back and gave myself a hernia, sorry guys I can't help"
 
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was gettin' nowhere
And so, we had a cuppa tea
Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie
Up come Charlie from the floor below
After strainin' even complainin' we was gettin nowhere........
I see you were listening to the charts in 1925
 
The story from now is "when I moved into my flat I popped a disc in my lower back and gave myself a hernia, sorry guys I can't help"
When I moved in here, my Dad had just had a knee op so could barely do any heavy lifting. Good excuse I have this time is that I’ve been very unwell for about ten months and I’m just getting over tearing the ligaments in my ankle at Wembley so I’m going to have to take it pretty easy!
 
I’ve moved three times in the last six years, my Sister has moved twice in six years and my parents moved out of their house last year, have been living at my Uncle’s for a year, and are moving into their new-build in two weeks…

…and I always seem to be the one who does all the heavy lifting!

I currently live in a second floor flat with no lift. Moving in here was one of the hardest workouts I’ve ever had.
And ? If you want sympathy you're in the wrong fred.
 
I see you were listening to the charts in 1925
Well, some jock bloke is getting evicted from his Govern tenement and because he has 3 Bay City Rollers lp's a couple of beer mats from a trip to Portugal in 1967 and a Jock Stein Tammy, we, us in England, are meant to feel sympathy.....yeh right.
 
And ? If you want sympathy you're in the wrong fred.
I won’t get any off the family when they want their mattress with something stupid like 30,000 springs in that weighs about two tonnes, lifting up the stairs, either.
 
I won’t get any off the family when they want their mattress with something stupid like 30,000 springs in that weighs about two tonnes, lifting up the stairs, either.
Ah fuck it, I'll help, you get the other end........ and on 3......
2......
Hang on, are you having a brew ?
 
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Well, some jock bloke is getting evicted from his Govern tenement and because he has 3 Bay City Rollers lp's a couple of beer mats from a trip to Portugal in 1967 and a Jock Stein Tammy, we, us in England, are meant to feel sympathy.....yeh right.
Probably 3 months behind in the rent, serves him right.
 

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