Moving house. What a pain in the you know what.

Well we are in and now I live in a house where you can find fuck all. All in boxes. I’m away at work with one of her skirts on. Great fucking legs, I have to be honest. Now I know how it feels to be ogled.
 
Magicpole said:
I have just discovered that, against my wishes, loads of cunts have been dumping many metric tonnes of stuff in my house, that quite frankly should have been skipped years ago.

We live in a cottage and it is actually, I have found out, a Tardis. How so much crap can be fitted into it, defies the laws of physics. It has been suggested that I am the main culprit, as I am a hoarder of massively twattish proportions and if I mention it as an issue again, I could be sent over the rainbow bridge. To be fair, the word, could, wasn’t mentioned, as it was a definite threat with menaces.

I decided to keep quiet on the subject, but secretly I know someone, or more than one have been dumping stuff that might look like mine, but isn’t, all over the place.

I get the blame for most things, which is fair as it’s usually me, but, fuck me, moving, it’s a right pain in the arse.

Anybody else get threatened with violence for keeping shit others deem only worthy of skipping?

It’s a fucking travesty of a mockery of two shams.
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You have my utmost sympathy. I moved 6 years ago from a Victorian house that had a full cellar and a (non-Victorian) garage.

The amount of shit we'd managed to accumulate was staggering and for the fortnight before moving I was making 2 or 3 trips a day, every day, to the recycling centre.

Fucking nightmare.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
You have my utmost sympathy. I moved 6 years ago from a Victorian house that had a full cellar and a (non-Victorian) garage.

The amount of shit we'd managed to accumulate was staggering and for the fortnight before moving I was making 2 or 3 trips a day, every day, to the recycling centre.

Fucking nightmare.
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I too lost count of the trips we made. At one point I felt like opening the car door and rolling out onto oncoming traffic. We’ve been invited to the recycling centres Christmas Night Out.
 
Most moving problems can be solved with forward thinking, lots and lots of boxes collected over weeks and a few different colours of marker pens.

The issues most people face is that they want to carry on living in their old house as normal and it's a big rush at the end.
 
My house is going up for sale next week and I'm already sick of the whole process. I've been in decluttering mode for months but there's still just so much stuff. It doesn't help that I have half a garage of other people's stuff (I'm storing it, I'm not a fence). I'm thinking of having an amnesty weekend - come and get your crap or its going to the tip...
 
mexico1970 said:
Most moving problems can be solved with forward thinking, lots and lots of boxes collected over weeks and a few different colours of marker pens.

The issues most people face is that they want to carry on living in their old house as normal and it's a big rush at the end.
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Where’s the fun or logic in that? Time is our greatest commodity, so why elongate a dreadful experience, by doing it by stealth over months? Fuck that. Life is too short for that palava. Enjoy everyday, free from a hated task, don’t back yourself into a corner.,,crammed with shit. It’s a trade I am glad to make. Get stuck in for two like heroes.

I bet you won a Blue Peter Badge. Gold. :)
 
I payed for removals last time and I was only moving round the corner. The best £450 I’ve ever spent.
They supplied decent boxes the week before just lob all your stuff in and then 4 lads turned up and had every thing moved in a morning.
 
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