Mr Whippy

[stonerblue]

Where's Harry Callahan and his magnum when you need him?

He's Neapolitan..

 

[KS55]

He plays with his girlfriend's mivvi, apparently.

 

[meldrew]

Here me out. The song Justified and ancient by the KLF.

One of the lyrics is about driving an ice cream van, and the chorus could be changed to include Gundogan.

I'm not creative enough to come up with my own lyrics but giving it a go,

Ohhhohhhhhhh Ilkay Gundogan
Ohhhohhhhhhh Ilkay Gundogan
He's Mr Whippy and he's Turkish
And he drives an ice cream van
*missing lyrics
And He's driving to the Etihad
Ohhhohhhhhhh Ilkay Gundogan

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

With the shirt discount you can get a "Mr Whippy - 99" home shirt for £50, and it might just be me on my own and my Mrs looking funny at me, but fuck it. If we ever get back in the stadium and the meme joke is over and I'm wearing come and give me a fist bump or something.

Nice stuff. I had an idea of getting 'Catch - 22" when Gael Clichy wore that number but never did.

 

[Chris in London]

This wasn’t a parody, this was Match of the Day

 

[thepolarbear]

Mr Whippy lol I take it he's a master at curling the brown stuff out

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[LongsightM13]

Haha Ogden in his seventh circle of hell there as the woman kept twisting the knife.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I blame Thatcher (Maggie not Ben).

I got this, even if nobody else did!

 

[johnnytapia]

I got this, even if nobody else did!

I never doubted it.