Peace Frog, your selfless searching of vast tomes of literature to uncover the one truth shall not go unrewarded. You shall be awarded the OBE (Order of the Barm Empire) for your act of extreme heroics when faced with a fantatical enemy who's sole stated aim is to bring about the complete destruction of the Barm Empire through a combination of spreading of mistruths of the name of the righteous bread product of these great lands and condemning an entire generation to obesity by having them consume chips in a cake (referred to as a muffin).
We are forever in your debt. History shall judge thee well.
Arise Sir Peace Frog.