Muffin or Barm

[mancityvstoke]

Muffin is the only answer

 

[DiscoSteve]

stood in the queue at tony's chippy on Tuesday night behind a family from yorkshire discussing having chips on a fucking breadcake for crying out loud!

I had to step in at that point to point out it was a chip barm (as on the board) or a chip muffin (usual shit about cakes at that point, so went into the Lancashire Oven Bottom Muffin spiel)

 

[mancityvstoke]

stood in the queue at tony's chippy on Tuesday night behind a family from yorkshire discussing having chips on a fucking breadcake for crying out loud!

I had to step in at that point to point out it was a chip barm (as on the board) or a chip muffin (usual shit about cakes at that point, so went into the Lancashire Oven Bottom Muffin spiel)

should have asked why they don't support Leeds and to fuck off back

 

[Yaya_Tony]

You are all dicks. Bacon barm. Chocolate chip muffin. Sausage and egg mcmuffin. Belly busting barm. It's not a muffin. It's a fucking barmcake I don't give a fuck what khaldoon says.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Schoolboy error

 

[DiscoSteve]

should have asked why they don't support Leeds and to fuck off back

I did (though not so eloquently as you suggest) something about being at Uni in Manchester or similar... (wasn't really listening by this time as the Manc "Next please!" had come over from the other side of the counter by then)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'll never eat a barm as long as I draw breath. I'll stuff my face with a bacon muffin all the live long day!

 

[DiscoSteve]

try google image search for bacon muffin - you'll draw a blank...
on the other hand...

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

It's a roll unless it contains sausage, in which case it's a bap.

 

[DiscoSteve]