Muffin or Barm

[hammocity]

lol where you from stalybridge or Denton then

Definitely muffins in the Bridge, I live next door in Ashton and it’s muffins all day long. There’s even a butty shop in Duky call “Muffins”

 

[Magicpole]

Mr Pole, much as I appreciate your viewpoint I must insist you consider one particular example as to why you may be mistaken: The sausage.
If you want sausage in a bread product you cannot ask for a sausage roll as such a product already exists, and is popular across the nation due to the efforts of St Gregory and his descendants. It is therefore a sausage barm.

You ask for a roll and sausage. If you want a sausage roll you ask for that.

Barm? What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like our word for nutter, bam. And that’s exactly what you are if you call a roll of barm.

You barmy cunts.

 

[newfaceinhell]

I'll ask an expert.

 

[hammocity]

You ask for a roll and sausage. If you want a sausage roll you ask for that.

Barm? What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like our word for nutter, bam. And that’s exactly what you are if you call a roll of barm.

You barmy cunts.

This is how it would go down here, just for you:

Can I have a roll and a sausage please?

A sausage roll?

No a roll with a sausage in it?

You mean a sausage muffin?

No a sausage roll?

I just asked you that

Ok, a roll with a sausage, like a sandwich

No problem, here’s your sausage muffin you Scottish fucker:)

 

[Magicpole]

This is how it would go down here, just for you:

Can I have a roll and a sausage please?

A sausage roll?

No a roll with a sausage in it?

You mean a sausage muffin?

No a sausage roll?

I just asked you that

Ok, a roll with a sausage, like a sandwich

No problem, here’s your sausage muffin you Scottish fucker:)

I’ve had that conversation with dozy cunts down your way.

 

[its a Barm]

I'll ask an expert.

mmmmm Nigela, the rest of you are knobs.

 

[Cellarite]

I'll ask an expert.

She’s hardly a Mancunian so is therefore likely to be referring to something with blueberry or chocolate chips in.

You have therefore just posted anti-muffinite material and supported the Barmsters movement.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'll ask an expert.

I'd like to slip a sausage between her muffins; )

 

[bluejon]

Barm.... The Marcels even sing it in the intro to our most famous song.....

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

We had this muffin barm debate in the Rain bar on Saturday. Half of us were muffin men, the other half were barm pots.