Muffin or Barm

Mr Pole, much as I appreciate your viewpoint I must insist you consider one particular example as to why you may be mistaken: The sausage.
If you want sausage in a bread product you cannot ask for a sausage roll as such a product already exists, and is popular across the nation due to the efforts of St Gregory and his descendants. It is therefore a sausage barm.

You ask for a roll and sausage. If you want a sausage roll you ask for that.

Barm? What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like our word for nutter, bam. And that’s exactly what you are if you call a roll of barm.

You barmy cunts.
 
I'll ask an expert.

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You ask for a roll and sausage. If you want a sausage roll you ask for that.

Barm? What the fuck does that even mean? It sounds like our word for nutter, bam. And that’s exactly what you are if you call a roll of barm.

You barmy cunts.
This is how it would go down here, just for you:

Can I have a roll and a sausage please?

A sausage roll?

No a roll with a sausage in it?

You mean a sausage muffin?

No a sausage roll?

I just asked you that

Ok, a roll with a sausage, like a sandwich

No problem, here’s your sausage muffin you Scottish fucker:)
 
This is how it would go down here, just for you:

Can I have a roll and a sausage please?

A sausage roll?

No a roll with a sausage in it?

You mean a sausage muffin?

No a sausage roll?

I just asked you that

Ok, a roll with a sausage, like a sandwich

No problem, here’s your sausage muffin you Scottish fucker:)

I’ve had that conversation with dozy cunts down your way.
 

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