Muffin or Barm

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I’m going to a restaurant on Friday at 1:00 pm should I book for lunch or dinner ?

Mate, if you ask for the dinner menu, they will tell you to come back at 5pm.

Funny how they call it the lunch menu, don't you think?

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Dinner is a formal evening meal - supper is the informal equivalent. So either this **** has a broken watch or is very much mistaken about where he was and when at the time this incident occurred. Which then begs the question what else is he mistaken about? And it’s here we arrive at the central evidence that said chippy establishment was serving chips in something as grotesque as a muffin. It is, ladies and gentlemen, quite plainly pure fabrication on the part of the defendant. So I put it to you, @BlueMoonRisin’ where were you really, at what time, and what was really on the menu? Because your story has more holes than an emmental cheese barm.

He was actually at Stud Muffin, the massage parlour in Denton High Street?

He thought a happy ending came with a battered sausage.

 

[andyhinch]

Mate, if you ask for the dinner menu, they will tell you to come back at 5pm.

Funny how they call it the lunch menu, don't you think?

To be fair to BMR he thinks high tea was when they seat you upstairs ;-)

 

[metalblue]

Slightly off topic but I was at a hotel recently and asked reception for a dressing gown as none in bathroom.

“Sorry sir, a what?”
“Dressing gown”
“Sorry sir, could you repeat that”
“A dressing gown”
“Pardon me sir, are you referring to a bath robe”
Mumbled “yes”

How complicated does life really need to be? Stole their slippers as revenge.

 

[Barry Conlons wig]

I’m going to a restaurant on Friday at 1:00 pm should I book for lunch or dinner ?

That depends where you're located?

 

[Barcon]

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea
Supper
Buttie

For all you posh young cunts.

 

[metalblue]

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea
Supper
Buttie

For all you fat cunts.

Fixed that for you

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea
Supper
Buttie

For all you posh young cunts.

Fucking hell, you must be the size of a house? ;)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Ha - no such thing as tea time, only for those Nazis who like mummy to cut up their fish fingers.

Fucking tea-time? Tell Polly to put the kettle on.

You can have it with your chocolate muffin.

Lol. Chocolate muffin? There was a time not too long ago if you asked for a chocolate muffin in a North West shop you'd be sectioned for it.

You're a fuckin' barm pot n' also a shit ITK; )

 

[andyhinch]

That depends where you're located?

I’ll be in Victors in Alderley, it’ll definitely be lunch.