tolmie's hairdoo
Well-Known Member
I was in the chippy at tea time and there was a big sign for chip muffins, and some numpty still asked for a chip barm, the awkward twat.
Why are you drinking tea in a chippy?
Oh, you mean dinner, when you could have had that barm with your chips?
Try ringing a restaurant up later and ask them if you can book a table for tea...
I'm sure they will point you in the direction of a tea room to go with your fucking muffin.