Muffin or Barm

Robbo. said:
MUFFIN "PEACE"

Post of the day.

I had a chip muffin earlier to soak up the booze I'd been on since I woke up and to cheer my heart after the derby. Did the trick. I'm in a mega optimistic mood this evening.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
skemblue said:
its a barm you fools!!!!!!!

Indeed.
I had a muffin by mistake once and got food poisoning.
Nature rejects alien foodstuffs.
Especially Southern fruity nonsense like m - - - -ns.
(My computer has been reprogrammed not to recognise the word).
Those fruity things are NOT muffins in the traditional sense.

A true muffin bears no fruit. But it does have an oven bottom.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Then why do horrible rip-off yank multinational Starbucks sell blueberry M----ns then?
Do they sell blueberry BARMS?
Of course not.
Because barms don't have fruit.
Thats why they are suitable for savoury foodstuffs.
Oven bottom muffins have been served throughout Lancashire since Thora Hird was a lad. These fruity American things are a disgrace, and anyone manufacturing or eating them should be taken out and shot.
 
People who can't recognise the difference between American shite and a true muffin are not the kind of people I'd want arguing my case.

True muffins (full title oven bottom muffins) have been served with chips on for as long as humans have had the technology and know-how to cook both.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
I think the only way to resolve this issue is by sporting encounter.
You muffin weirdos pick a sport,assemble a team and take on the barmy army.
Be prepared for total humiliation.
Bring it on,you m----n eating jessies!
And please don't pick rounders,(sorry,baseball),or any other yank non-sport.

I think the opposing factions need to elect a leader to represent them and see if we cant get some sort of bare knuckle fight to the death at half time in the Bolton game to finally resolve this ! (I cant represent the Barmy Army by the way as I have a wicklow at the moment !)
 

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