my arse!

Common problem, this. I'm a GP.

Fill a bucket with warm semi-skimmed milk before bed. Remove your trousers and sit in the bucket for a few minutes. You can hold your old fella if you want to keep it from getting a dunking. Be sure you have evacuated your bowels beforehand.

Then when you've done that shave your arse with a disposable razor. I'd definitely use shaving cream to be honest. Either way you will need to moisturise it after.

Put on a pair of very tight underwear. Ladies knickers are ideal. This will stop you scratching in bed.

Then go to sleep. Repeat the procedure (without the shaving) for a few nights and you'll be cured forever.

Let us know how you get on on here.
 
Didsbury Dave said:
Common problem, this. I'm a GP.

Fill a bucket with warm semi-skimmed milk before bed. Remove your trousers and sit in the bucket for a few minutes. You can hold your old fella if you want to keep it from getting a dunking. Be sure you have evacuated your bowels beforehand.

Then when you've done that shave your arse with a disposable razor. I'd definitely use shaving cream to be honest. Either way you will need to moisturise it after.

Put on a pair of very tight underwear. Ladies knickers are ideal. This will stop you scratching in bed.

Then go to sleep. Repeat the procedure (without the shaving) for a few nights and you'll be cured forever.

Let us know how you get on on here.
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Just don't get caught by your wife when the cat start rimming your sherrifs badge!!!!
 
paphos-mcfc said:
Didsbury Dave said:
Common problem, this. I'm a GP.

Fill a bucket with warm semi-skimmed milk before bed. Remove your trousers and sit in the bucket for a few minutes. You can hold your old fella if you want to keep it from getting a dunking. Be sure you have evacuated your bowels beforehand.

Then when you've done that shave your arse with a disposable razor. I'd definitely use shaving cream to be honest. Either way you will need to moisturise it after.

Put on a pair of very tight underwear. Ladies knickers are ideal. This will stop you scratching in bed.

Then go to sleep. Repeat the procedure (without the shaving) for a few nights and you'll be cured forever.

Let us know how you get on on here.
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Just don't get caught by your wife when the cat start rimming your sherrifs badge!!!!
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sherrifs badge what the hell!!!!!
 
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