My bloody gardener has resigned. Advice wanted.

Bill Walker said:
Ahhh you're talking about the dreamy vision of camping, where everything is perfect...nice and clean and laid back, in fact you should write sales brochures for a living :)

Tried it once in Wales.
Woke up first morning after 4 hours sleep due to sleeping bag feeling damp, couldn't get comfortable. Got up, pissing it down, everything wet/damp grass was squelchy. Went to toilets, somebody had done a massive dump and stunk the fucking place out, still I had to sit there as I couldn't wait.....Didn't know where fuck anything was, fucking freezing. Tried to cook some scrambled eggs, all stuck to pan, pan was fucked etc etc..
Even just packing the car was a complete ball ache. I'd rather have root canal work than try that bollocks again :)
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It's character building.
 
Bill Walker said:
Ahhh you're talking about the dreamy vision of camping, where everything is perfect...nice and clean and laid back, in fact you should write sales brochures for a living :)

Tried it once in Wales.
Woke up first morning after 4 hours sleep due to sleeping bag feeling damp, couldn't get comfortable. Got up, pissing it down, everything wet/damp grass was squelchy. Went to toilets, somebody had done a massive dump and stunk the fucking place out, still I had to sit there as I couldn't wait.....Didn't know where fuck anything was, fucking freezing. Tried to cook some scrambled eggs, all stuck to pan, pan was fucked etc etc..
Even just packing the car was a complete ball ache. I'd rather have root canal work than try that bollocks again :)
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Do you have any camping gear for sale by any chance.
 
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