My friend may be a Rag...

[BlueinCumbria]

The only way i would be comfortable with this would be if they were related..... even then considering his football preferance i still wouldn't be at much ease i suggest you lick her out as soon as you see her to make sure he hasn't had a crack.

mint advice................licking her jizz filled otters pocket

 

[BimboBob]

Let me get this right...

You are going to meet your girlfriend in 2 weeks on the train which costs 30 quid. Then you might not see her until December or January. So a mate has offered to go on the train and escort her to his party for Halloween. This will cost 60 quid. And then you get to play hide the sausage.

Right?

I've read the quite frankly outlandish replies to this thread, you should be ashamed, yes you, but i think i agree with their disgusting thoughts.

If she won't travel on her own, the freak, and you can't afford both fares(why can't she pay for once the cheap woman) then borrow the cash from your mate rather than letting him do it.

If he goes to get her you might find that sloppy seconds is not a nice thing.

 

[Stillsy]

Let me get this right...

You are going to meet your girlfriend in 2 weeks on the train which costs 30 quid. Then you might not see her until December or January. So a mate has offered to go on the train and escort her to his party for Halloween. This will cost 60 quid. And then you get to play hide the sausage.

Right?

I've read the quite frankly outlandish replies to this thread, you should be ashamed, yes you, but i think i agree with their disgusting thoughts.

If she won't travel on her own, the freak, and you can't afford both fares(why can't she pay for once the cheap woman) then borrow the cash from your mate rather than letting him do it.

If he goes to get her you might find that sloppy seconds is not a nice thing.

lovely use of vocabulary there bimbo

 

[MCFC BOB]

Let me get this right...

You are going to meet your girlfriend in 2 weeks on the train which costs 30 quid. Then you might not see her until December or January. So a mate has offered to go on the train and escort her to his party for Halloween. This will cost 60 quid. And then you get to play hide the sausage.

Right?

I've read the quite frankly outlandish replies to this thread, you should be ashamed, yes you, but i think i agree with their disgusting thoughts.

If she won't travel on her own, the freak, and you can't afford both fares(why can't she pay for once the cheap woman) then borrow the cash from your mate rather than letting him do it.

If he goes to get her you might find that sloppy seconds is not a nice thing.

Her ticket costs £45, so she's not being cheap.

 

[bluestevei]

Mate,

I have been burned to the max recently. But if you are not on that train, she wont be with you for much longer.....

Trust me when I say that!!

If your mate cared, he would lend you the money to get the train, there is no reason for him to be there, other than BANG KOK. True.

I agree with the first bit. I've told her I can get money from somewhere but she's saying 'no, no. I don't want you wasting money on me' etc.

you are young, saying not to waste money on me, means you have to waste money on me or no shag belive most on here, that women are all like that

 

[salfordpaul]

Bob you might as well start the thread now!........................

" I hate my rag mate and all rags!"

1) why can't your mate send her money to travel down on her own or with a friend!?
2) Why would your mate go up there as opposed to lending/giving you the money to go up there!
3) Has your mate got a bird?
4) Why have you got a rag mate?
5) Why are you so naiive?

 

[MCFC BOB]

Bob you might as well start the thread now!........................

" I hate my rag mate and all rags!"

1) why can't your mate send her money to travel down on her own or with a friend!?
2) Why would your mate go up there as opposed to lending/giving you the money to go up there!
3) Has your mate got a bird?
4) Why have you got a rag mate?
5) Why are you so naiive?

Okay, I'm going up there now.

I really want this thread pulled or locked now.

 

[mcfcliam]

Epic thread

 

[Stillsy]

i think people are too tied up in all the whooo haa about this fella knobbing sideshows bird we forgot hes a rag bastard!!!!

i will be waiting at picadilly train station at 11.30pm with my brand new MLB baseball bat and balaclava.

whos in?

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Bob you might as well start the thread now!........................

" I hate my rag mate and all rags!"

1) why can't your mate send her money to travel down on her own or with a friend!?
2) Why would your mate go up there as opposed to lending/giving you the money to go up there!
3) Has your mate got a bird?
4) Why have you got a rag mate?
5) Why are you so naiive?

Okay, I'm going up there now.

I really want this thread pulled or locked now.

too late, we've already been, done it and got the t-shirt...they looked really cool at the game today...