Pigeonho
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It's not needed. We have the Moors on our doorstep or a little further afield, the Lakes. Plenty of desolate places in both those locations to leave him. It's brilliant.foxy said:
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My missus and her psycho ex
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Richie
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karen7 said:daveduke67 said:karen7 said:ok you got me there!
You shouldn't have stood so close then should you?
cut the grass,pleasured half the strreet and you still havent solved the problem!
The Lady posts a golden nugget like this and you all ignore it?
What street do you live on and are there any houses for sale? You say you've done half the street, do you favour the houses with odd or even numbers?
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AustinBlue said:foxy said:Blindfold him, kidnap him, throw him in to a back of a van and dump in in deepest darkest part of Scotland or a country park. Leave him to fend for himself without a phone or his wallet.
If you're going to dump him in Scotland, maybe dress him as a sheep first.
Dress him as a sheep and then take him in the opposite direction of Wales? Weird.
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Some excellent ideas here, but I think the OP wants to avoid close proximity or contact with the scrote, which is fair enough seeing as the bastard will probably be well up for fighting back.
For a non-invasive tactic the OP should contact the police and say that he suspects there is a cannabis factory or at leat some dealing being done at the bloke's house. You tell them that someone dodgy always comes round the house the same time every week usually via the back door to check out the factory or do a deal. Tell them which day it is and on that day try to get hold of some weed, break it up, put it in a bin liner to look like residue of a bigger stash and throw it in his back garden. The bag will probably stay there for ages unless he's a tidy fucker. If the police don't do a search of the property just keep reporting it until they do.
If they come round and find the bag, result. You then just keep repeating the operation as often as you like to make his life a misery.
For a non-invasive tactic the OP should contact the police and say that he suspects there is a cannabis factory or at leat some dealing being done at the bloke's house. You tell them that someone dodgy always comes round the house the same time every week usually via the back door to check out the factory or do a deal. Tell them which day it is and on that day try to get hold of some weed, break it up, put it in a bin liner to look like residue of a bigger stash and throw it in his back garden. The bag will probably stay there for ages unless he's a tidy fucker. If the police don't do a search of the property just keep reporting it until they do.
If they come round and find the bag, result. You then just keep repeating the operation as often as you like to make his life a misery.
AustinBlue
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citykev28 said:AustinBlue said:foxy said:Blindfold him, kidnap him, throw him in to a back of a van and dump in in deepest darkest part of Scotland or a country park. Leave him to fend for himself without a phone or his wallet.
If you're going to dump him in Scotland, maybe dress him as a sheep first.
Dress him as a sheep and then take him in the opposite direction of Wales? Weird.
The Welsh already have their pick of sheep and sisters in law.. works better in a deep dark part of Scotland.
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pinkwheeltrim said:Just kick the fuck out off his Mother!
We have a winner. This all day long.
Oohvonkyvonky said:foxy said:Blindfold him, kidnap him, throw him in to a back of a van and dump in in deepest darkest part of Scotland or a country park. Leave him to fend for himself without a phone or his wallet.
Its not a stag do. He hates the ****!
Hahahaha