Rocket-footed kolarov
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My missus and her psycho ex
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Timmmmahhhh
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Ragnarok said:If anyone has found the site please pm me . My mate keeps on asking for it for some kind of research
Tell your mate to fuck off, I want to know what it is first, no reasearch involved, just a lot of wanking.
Timmmmahhhh said:Ragnarok said:If anyone has found the site please pm me . My mate keeps on asking for it for some kind of research
Tell your mate to fuck off, I want to know what it is first, no reasearch involved, just a lot of wanking.
It'll be pay-as-you-stroke, someone ask him if he does mates rates for mooners.
My full sympathies to you my friend I had something very similar happen to me back in the early nineties,this guy would not leave my girlfriend alone, she had a young son off this guy before we met, well basically he looked at her as his property, he said if I didn't finish with her he was going to kill me! So I arranged a meet with him, I asked him this do you love her he replied no just want you two finished, I said ok then I'm not finishing with her? He then walked away, then the fun started vitriolic accusations about me threats abuse even to the extent of him smashing me over the head with an house brick breaking my skull, still I would not finish with her! Then the bombshell she decides to finish with me to run off with her best friends husband ha? So ok i except that even though by this time we have a daughter, i had started to realise my focus was more of not giving in to the intimidation, i was not in love with her anymore! The whole scenario finished when I decided to give one if his mates a good hiding, then one of my mates going in this guys local and offering him out, the problem stopped overnight, the same guy now is doing life for a murder in London, the guy has been in years. The only advice I can give you is do not give in to his intimidation, he will carry it on even if you finish, he will want you react so he can say I told you what he is like or get the police on you, you have to be more clever, if the police won't or can't help you, intimidate him back but be very clever, get people to threaten him make his life uncomfortable, tit for tat rumours are no good to this guy he will brush them off,but try to do it above the law, looking at your problem I can see this coming to an head very shortly, make sure you have witnesses to your every move? It will stop eventually, but give him no quater.
kaz7
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well done richie i was sure no-one would notice!Richie said:karen7 said:daveduke67 said:You shouldn't have stood so close then should you?
cut the grass,pleasured half the strreet and you still havent solved the problem!
The Lady posts a golden nugget like this and you all ignore it?
What street do you live on and are there any houses for sale? You say you've done half the street, do you favour the houses with odd or even numbers?
ali benarbia's studs
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apparently this is not a parody...
...it s a confession!
...it s a confession!
daveduke67
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Buy a tin of paint (cash) and not locally. Get an old oil can or similar. Wear gloves or avoid leaving fingerprints on the handles - do not wipe it as it'll be a bit suspect that there are none on at all. Get home and empty the paint can contents into another receptical.
Smear some paint on the underside of the paint tins handle. Put the empty paint tin on top of the oil can (so he picks the painted one up first) on his wheelie bin. He will pick them up and drop them in the bin - he'll get paint on his hands and hopefully transfer it (and his prints) onto the other tin, bin, door handle etc. Retrieve the tins from the bin being careful not to smudge his prints on the handles. Fill the oil can with petrol from your car or get someone to fill one of thse red ones for you - dont you go for it.
Go round town with the paint you took out earlier and daub racial, homophobic and anti Police statements around town - on walls, on police cars, the Town Hall etc. Paint something along the lines of 'I'm going to burn you fuckers to death' on the local primary school. Go back to his house and drop the paint can back into the bin - this way you made sure the bin wasn't emptied whilst you went round town. Put the full petrol canister nearby - a shed or behind the bin - somewhere it'd be easily spotted though.
Phone the Police anonymously saying that you overheard a neighbour bragging about his painting antics and how he said he'd got some petrol and was going to set fire to the local primary school when it was full of kids. Give them his name and address.
Sit back and enjoy.
Smear some paint on the underside of the paint tins handle. Put the empty paint tin on top of the oil can (so he picks the painted one up first) on his wheelie bin. He will pick them up and drop them in the bin - he'll get paint on his hands and hopefully transfer it (and his prints) onto the other tin, bin, door handle etc. Retrieve the tins from the bin being careful not to smudge his prints on the handles. Fill the oil can with petrol from your car or get someone to fill one of thse red ones for you - dont you go for it.
Go round town with the paint you took out earlier and daub racial, homophobic and anti Police statements around town - on walls, on police cars, the Town Hall etc. Paint something along the lines of 'I'm going to burn you fuckers to death' on the local primary school. Go back to his house and drop the paint can back into the bin - this way you made sure the bin wasn't emptied whilst you went round town. Put the full petrol canister nearby - a shed or behind the bin - somewhere it'd be easily spotted though.
Phone the Police anonymously saying that you overheard a neighbour bragging about his painting antics and how he said he'd got some petrol and was going to set fire to the local primary school when it was full of kids. Give them his name and address.
Sit back and enjoy.
daveduke67 said:Buy a tin of paint (cash) and not locally. Get an old oil can or similar. Wear gloves or avoid leaving fingerprints on the handles - do not wipe it as it'll be a bit suspect that there are none on at all. Get home and empty the paint can contents into another receptical.
Smear some paint on the underside of the paint tins handle. Put the empty paint tin on top of the oil can (so he picks the painted one up first) on his wheelie bin. He will pick them up and drop them in the bin - he'll get paint on his hands and hopefully transfer it (and his prints) onto the other tin, bin, door handle etc. Retrieve the tins from the bin being careful not to smudge his prints on the handles. Fill the oil can with petrol from your car or get someone to fill one of thse red ones for you - dont you go for it.
Go round town with the paint you took out earlier and daub racial, homophobic and anti Police statements around town - on walls, on police cars, the Town Hall etc. Paint something along the lines of 'I'm going to burn you fuckers to death' on the local primary school. Go back to his house and drop the paint can back into the bin - this way you made sure the bin wasn't emptied whilst you went round town. Put the full petrol canister nearby - a shed or behind the bin - somewhere it'd be easily spotted though.
Phone the Police anonymously saying that you overheard a neighbour bragging about his painting antics and how he said he'd got some petrol and was going to set fire to the local primary school when it was full of kids. Give them his name and address.
Sit back and enjoy.
Omg is this something you have practiced it seems well thought out !!!
mcmanus
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mcfclovin88 said:mcmanus said:Go see your GP tell him/her that your head's gone and that you are having a bit of a breakdown and fantasies of killing the person responsible. Go into gory detail of how you'd fuck him up because he's threatening your family and that you might snap at any minute. DO NOT mentioned you asked for help from the Bluemoon's cellar.
Your doctor is by right forced to tell the authorities about such behaviour and they will do everything to intervene.
Plus if you do snap and kill the bastard a straight up mental defence is there.
I think this is the best advice yet.
Plus the OP will be prescribed lots of strong meds that can be sold for a profit which will help save up the few hundred notes needed to pay some scrotes from miles away to break his legs and then go to town on the weirdo.
Win win.
metalblue
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So you reported him to the police for saying you had a porn site? Not sure what you wanted them to do? I know you said you didn't expect owt but even so seems a bit lame. Appreciate I'm not in your shoes and you've said it's been going on for a long while so I'll give you two ideas:
The indirect approach:
Purchase a fake but good replace hand gun and leave it on the cunts car roof/door step and wait. As soon as he picks it up approach him, start creating a scene pleading for your life and run off, call police immediately you are out of way and watch the drama unfold.
The direct approach:
BBQ lighting fluid bottle (replace with water) approach the ****, without a word, soak him and chuck a lit match at him. After his pissed his pants tell him you're a donkey on the edge and next time it's the real fucking thing if he so much as dares even fucking look at you...If he laughs or says "go on then you **** do it" beat him to death with big dildo.
The indirect approach:
Purchase a fake but good replace hand gun and leave it on the cunts car roof/door step and wait. As soon as he picks it up approach him, start creating a scene pleading for your life and run off, call police immediately you are out of way and watch the drama unfold.
The direct approach:
BBQ lighting fluid bottle (replace with water) approach the ****, without a word, soak him and chuck a lit match at him. After his pissed his pants tell him you're a donkey on the edge and next time it's the real fucking thing if he so much as dares even fucking look at you...If he laughs or says "go on then you **** do it" beat him to death with big dildo.