My missus and her psycho ex

Zin 'messiah' Zimmer said:
mcmanus said:
Go see your GP tell him/her that your head's gone and that you are having a bit of a breakdown and fantasies of killing the person responsible. Go into gory detail of how you'd fuck him up because he's threatening your family and that you might snap at any minute. DO NOT mentioned you asked for help from the Bluemoon's cellar.

Your doctor is by right forced to tell the authorities about such behaviour and they will do everything to intervene.

Plus if you do snap and kill the bastard a straight up mental defence is there.

In principal true but before the boys in blue go marching in he'd be refered to someone in my field, who would not only see he's full of shit but also a bit of a perv!!

Just saying!!


The OP seems at the end of his tether because of an idiot who has caused him untold misery including breaking in his house during the night and threatened his family. The weirdo is playing the system and getting away with it.

If the blue tells his GP this and that the next time he might lose control, kill the fucker in a gruesome way (I bet he's already thought of) and maybe he needs medication for this because he's stressed out.... then the doctor will inform the right people and his case will be taken a lot more serious. They wouldn't dare not to.

Plus he's Bluemoon's first pornstar.

Just saying!!!
 
get your mrs to offer him a shag wait for him to get into the bedroom and bat the fxxker across the head, you and your mrs say you walked in to find him there and thought he was an attacker, who they gonna believe ? you or some nut job whos got restraining orders against him ?
 
Pigeonho said:
daveduke67 said:
Buy a tin of paint (cash) and not locally. Get an old oil can or similar. Wear gloves or avoid leaving fingerprints on the handles - do not wipe it as it'll be a bit suspect that there are none on at all. Get home and empty the paint can contents into another receptical.

Smear some paint on the underside of the paint tins handle. Put the empty paint tin on top of the oil can (so he picks the painted one up first) on his wheelie bin. He will pick them up and drop them in the bin - he'll get paint on his hands and hopefully transfer it (and his prints) onto the other tin, bin, door handle etc. Retrieve the tins from the bin being careful not to smudge his prints on the handles. Fill the oil can with petrol from your car or get someone to fill one of thse red ones for you - dont you go for it.

Go round town with the paint you took out earlier and daub racial, homophobic and anti Police statements around town - on walls, on police cars, the Town Hall etc. Paint something along the lines of 'I'm going to burn you fuckers to death' on the local primary school. Go back to his house and drop the paint can back into the bin - this way you made sure the bin wasn't emptied whilst you went round town. Put the full petrol canister nearby - a shed or behind the bin - somewhere it'd be easily spotted though.

Phone the Police anonymously saying that you overheard a neighbour bragging about his painting antics and how he said he'd got some petrol and was going to set fire to the local primary school when it was full of kids. Give them his name and address.

Sit back and enjoy.
Bravo but what if the paint dries under the handle?

In this weather? ;-)

You could go through his bin and get beer cans out - throw them near the scenes of crime making sure that a bit of paint gets on them too.
 
Blumers Bloomers said:
citykev28 said:
Oohvonkyvonky said:
Buy a clown mask and occasionally peer through his window whilst he is at home.

I like this fucker.

I'm still laughing at this 6 pages later.

What I don't get is how this nob is jeopardising the business?

He could have ran in and caused a scene on a live web cam type thing, you never know with these circles we are dealing with.
 

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