My Mrs has bought a dress......

Colour discrimination eh ? I love my red lipstick and wouldn't part with it, not like I can wear it in blue unless I'm going on a date with young bob
 
bobmcfc said:
Colour discrimination eh ? I love my red lipstick and wouldn't part with it, not like I can wear it in blue unless I'm going on a date with young bob
Is youngbob a lorry driver? Their dates usually end up with the woman having blue lips.
 
2sheikhs said:
bobmcfc said:
Colour discrimination eh ? I love my red lipstick and wouldn't part with it, not like I can wear it in blue unless I'm going on a date with young bob
Is youngbob a lorry driver? Their dates usually end up with the woman having blue lips.

Cancels date *
 
Pigeonho said:
Falcon Punch.

Joking aside, my missus looks fucking great in red, but a dark tan red rather than an in your face red. Her tits also look great red from the constant kneading i've given them.


We hear quite a lot about your mrs, i reckon you should put a pic up, not one of your 'private collection' ;0).

Maybe just to put a face to a name so to speak....
 
glen quagmire said:
Pigeonho said:
Falcon Punch.

Joking aside, my missus looks fucking great in red, but a dark tan red rather than an in your face red. Her tits also look great red from the constant kneading i've given them.


We hear quite a lot about your mrs, i reckon you should put a pic up, not one of your 'private collection' ;0).

Maybe just to put a face to a name so to speak....

He wouldn't hes not got the spuds to glen
 
glen quagmire said:
Pigeonho said:
Falcon Punch.

Joking aside, my missus looks fucking great in red, but a dark tan red rather than an in your face red. Her tits also look great red from the constant kneading i've given them.


We hear quite a lot about your mrs, i reckon you should put a pic up, not one of your 'private collection' ;0).

Maybe just to put a face to a name so to speak....
Ha, no chance! For my viewing only. Girl bob, I wouldn't have any spuds left if I put a picture of my mrs on a football forum, she'd take them off with a razor i'm sure.
 
Pigeonho said:
glen quagmire said:
Pigeonho said:
Falcon Punch.

Joking aside, my missus looks fucking great in red, but a dark tan red rather than an in your face red. Her tits also look great red from the constant kneading i've given them.


We hear quite a lot about your mrs, i reckon you should put a pic up, not one of your 'private collection' ;0).

Maybe just to put a face to a name so to speak....
Ha, no chance! For my viewing only. Girl bob, I wouldn't have any spuds left if I put a picture of my mrs on a football forum, she'd take them off with a razor i'm sure.

Yep, it will ups be more trouble than its worth lol
 
SambaBoys said:
2sheikhs said:
SambaBoys said:
Good job I'm not a bloke then
Ooops, sorry. In that case, carry on. :)


I am the "mrs" mentioned in the OP :)
Seeing as 'im indoors won't post any pics, can we appeal to your better nature? In the interest of research, obviously. The old man asked a question;
markbmcfc said:
......and it is RED.

This is the first red thing she has bought and I need guidance from bluemoon's finest.

Being a big blue herself, she was rather nervous about making such a purchase, and when she told me my face nearly matched the colour of the dress.

The bigger problem is she looks fucking good in it. (No, pics will not be provided).

I can't stand anything red for obvious reasons (Never understood why blues drive red cars), so do I instigate disciplinary measures, or marvel in her beauty feeling that little bit dirty for liking something that colour?

Anyone else have a no red clothing policy? Or am I just a little strange?

Now how can we pass judgement without photographic evidence? I'm sure the mods would agree with me on this VITAL point.
 

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