My Niece stinks

[2sheikhs]

Is she available for hire?
I've got some squatters I need to get rid of.
After that, I need her to walk around in next door's garden and kill all his flowers.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

"Hey here's some body wash I suggest you use it. Your going to thank me in a few years but for now ill accept the hate".


Easy











Then bum her

Fucking hell thats funny

 

[malg]

Tell your sister that her daughter smells like she's been away on a holiday with Jeremy Forrest, and the penny might just drop.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Push her down the stairs.

 

[stony]

Chain her to the garden fence and hose the smelly woman down.

 

[toffee balls]

steady on fella , who knows where that will lead

Take her swimming

 

[foxy]

This thread is hilarious!

Regimental bath:

Group activity involving a bath of freezing cold water, several containers of scouring powder, Brasso and brillo pads. Performed upon one who is a reesty bastard.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

Not sure of the relevance but my suggestion is to kick her in the ovaries hard (either your sister or niece it matters not)

 

[intheknow!]

Ha ha, people on here are sooo mean!

Just speak too your sister NOT in front of your niece and say, have you noticed X smells? Then say, your sister needs to speak to her about body hygiene and deodrant etc, so that she doesn't get bullied.



I realised recently that I don't need to use deodrant because I don't smell when I sweat! Apparently, a small number of Europeans have a gene that means they don't produce a certain protein in their sweat that attracts the bacteria that produces BO. Sounds disgusting but the way to tell is if you have only dry earwax, which I do! If you do too, you don't need deodrant.


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/sifting-the-evidence/2013/feb/14/wasting-money-deodorant-ears" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/sifti ... orant-ears</a>

 

[johnmc]

Ha ha, people on here are sooo mean!

Just speak too your sister NOT in front of your niece and say, have you noticed X smells? Then say, your sister needs to speak to her about body hygiene and deodrant etc, so that she doesn't get bullied.



I realised recently that I don't need to use deodrant because I don't smell when I sweat! Apparently, a small number of Europeans have a gene that means they don't produce a certain protein in their sweat that attracts the bacteria that produces BO. Sounds disgusting but the way to tell is if you have only dry earwax, which I do! If you do too, you don't need deodrant.


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/sifting-the-evidence/2013/feb/14/wasting-money-deodorant-ears" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/sifti ... orant-ears</a>

I guarantee that you stink like offal