My Rag Neighbor

You shoul get shit loads of gnomes and paint them in city colors, f*king litter them everywhere!

Al's paint that she'd red. And black
 
we just had our window cleaner, looked really pissed off, asked whats up, he lifted his shirt to reveal a rag shirt, oh how the piss take started, doubt he be back to clean them for a while now haha
 
brummie blue said:
You'll notice from the username I'm a City fan in Birmingham, I still blame my parents for moving from Manchester to the Midlands when I was 7 years old, I'm now 44 and we've finally had something to celebrate over the last two seasons, I get to City 4/5 times a season with my Dad, when work allows, and try and get the same amount of away games in.

Like many of you I've put up with loads of ribbing over years, many of my mates are WBA, Wolves and Villa fans and we've always had plenty of even banter, but you won't be surprised to hear my Neighbor and his son are United fans who've never even been to Old Trafford.

Now he's a nice bloke, and a good neighbour, but when it comes to football he turns into a complete wanker. He can't wait to take the piss when City lose, like most United fans he has no class when it comes to football.

He went very quiet after our 6-1 & 1-0 wins this season, and I never mentioned them, but he couldn't help himself after the 3-2 defeat in the cup and our defeats against Swansea, Everton and Arsenal he was back to his classless self.

So after our brilliant win yesterday, I decided to finally have a go back and remind him how the season went.

No texts or calls, I just hung out my City shirts on the washing line in full view of his house.

Still awaiting a response!


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Can you seperate them so theres 1 solitary one and maybe the other 6 together ? just a thought :-)
 
Samsdad said:
brummie blue said:
You'll notice from the username I'm a City fan in Birmingham, I still blame my parents for moving from Manchester to the Midlands when I was 7 years old, I'm now 44 and we've finally had something to celebrate over the last two seasons, I get to City 4/5 times a season with my Dad, when work allows, and try and get the same amount of away games in.

Like many of you I've put up with loads of ribbing over years, many of my mates are WBA, Wolves and Villa fans and we've always had plenty of even banter, but you won't be surprised to hear my Neighbor and his son are United fans who've never even been to Old Trafford.

Now he's a nice bloke, and a good neighbour, but when it comes to football he turns into a complete wanker. He can't wait to take the piss when City lose, like most United fans he has no class when it comes to football.

He went very quiet after our 6-1 & 1-0 wins this season, and I never mentioned them, but he couldn't help himself after the 3-2 defeat in the cup and our defeats against Swansea, Everton and Arsenal he was back to his classless self.

So after our brilliant win yesterday, I decided to finally have a go back and remind him how the season went.

No texts or calls, I just hung out my City shirts on the washing line in full view of his house.

Still awaiting a response!


2yuf7dj.jpg

Can you seperate them so theres 1 solitary one and maybe the other 6 together ? just a thought :-)

missed that didn't I. I'll rearrange, he'll home from work soon!
 
I would get a massive couple of laminated pictures of the lads receiving the trophy and fix one to the shed roof and one to the fence in full view of his house!
should have pegged the shirts the right way up too.
well done pal.
 
brummie blue said:
Samsdad said:
brummie blue said:
You'll notice from the username I'm a City fan in Birmingham, I still blame my parents for moving from Manchester to the Midlands when I was 7 years old, I'm now 44 and we've finally had something to celebrate over the last two seasons, I get to City 4/5 times a season with my Dad, when work allows, and try and get the same amount of away games in.

Like many of you I've put up with loads of ribbing over years, many of my mates are WBA, Wolves and Villa fans and we've always had plenty of even banter, but you won't be surprised to hear my Neighbor and his son are United fans who've never even been to Old Trafford.

Now he's a nice bloke, and a good neighbour, but when it comes to football he turns into a complete wanker. He can't wait to take the piss when City lose, like most United fans he has no class when it comes to football.

He went very quiet after our 6-1 & 1-0 wins this season, and I never mentioned them, but he couldn't help himself after the 3-2 defeat in the cup and our defeats against Swansea, Everton and Arsenal he was back to his classless self.

So after our brilliant win yesterday, I decided to finally have a go back and remind him how the season went.

No texts or calls, I just hung out my City shirts on the washing line in full view of his house.

Still awaiting a response!


2yuf7dj.jpg

Can you seperate them so theres 1 solitary one and maybe the other 6 together ? just a thought :-)

missed that didn't I. I'll rearrange, he'll home from work soon!
im gonna use the first 6 as lottery numbers if i win ill give you half
 
bazamancity3 said:
brummie blue said:
Samsdad said:
Can you seperate them so theres 1 solitary one and maybe the other 6 together ? just a thought :-)

missed that didn't I. I'll rearrange, he'll home from work soon!
im gonna use the first 6 as lottery numbers if i win ill give you half

Cheers, I'll be watching the numbers
 

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