My wife is crazy and it's getting to be a problem.

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I went out with a total mentalist and one of the best things I ever did was bin her.

 

[wolviedinho]

There is literally nothing I can do or say that doesn't end up with her taking offense and yelling at me. If I clean the kitchen it means I think she's a woman who doesn't know how to keep a clean kitchen. If I ask her if she bought toothpaste recently it's not because I want to know if we need toothpaste it's because I think she's a woman who never buys things we need. If I send her flowers at work I'm an asshole who thinks that sending flowers will make up for all of the horrible shit I do like asking if we have toothpaste. One time she literally left me and moved back in with her parents because I... CLEANED THE KITCHEN!!!!!

She has this habit of taking out one of our dogs without a leash or collar to identify him, she just takes him out with nothing. Here's how that went:

Me: He's a very skittish dog who runs away if something scares him, can you please at least put his collar on him so if somebody finds him they'll know where he belongs?

Her: I'M ALWAYS THE ONE WHO TAKES HIM OUT (she's not)!!!!!!! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR HIM (I do)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like, I just don't want to lose my dog. I don't think there is a sane person who could argue with putting a name tag on a dog. When I take him out I put a leash on him, he does his thing and we come back inside.

I'm at the point where I can't even talk to her because I'm so sick of the bullshit. I make dinner and I don't tell her it's ready or even offer her any, I just leave it on the counter in case she wants to eat it. I know that me making dinner and setting a place for her at the table will be taken as some sort of insult and I just don't want to deal with it.

 

[west didsblue]

Clean the kitchen again and to make sure she stays at her parents house longer, clean the rest of the house.
Unfortunately for you, her family will know what she’s like and will persuade her to give you another chance just to get her away from them.

 

[Blue Mist]

Well if it was me I'd organise a time to sit down and talk through these issues and the way she is treating you.
If it can't be resolved and she refuses to change her ways I'd end the relationship. It sounds like she has zero regard for you mate.

A sensible post? What the fuck use is a sensible post ? He doesn't want to hear 'oh if you both sit down and talk to a counsellor' shit. He wants proper advice, you know, like we give out.

 

[MadchesterCity]

There is literally nothing I can do or say that doesn't end up with her taking offense and yelling at me. If I clean the kitchen it means I think she's a woman who doesn't know how to keep a clean kitchen. If I ask her if she bought toothpaste recently it's not because I want to know if we need toothpaste it's because I think she's a woman who never buys things we need. If I send her flowers at work I'm an asshole who thinks that sending flowers will make up for all of the horrible shit I do like asking if we have toothpaste. One time she literally left me and moved back in with her parents because I... CLEANED THE KITCHEN!!!!!

She has this habit of taking out one of our dogs without a leash or collar to identify him, she just takes him out with nothing. Here's how that went:

Me: He's a very skittish dog who runs away if something scares him, can you please at least put his collar on him so if somebody finds him they'll know where he belongs?

Her: I'M ALWAYS THE ONE WHO TAKES HIM OUT (she's not)!!!!!!! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR HIM (I do)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like, I just don't want to lose my dog. I don't think there is a sane person who could argue with putting a name tag on a dog. When I take him out I put a leash on him, he does his thing and we come back inside.

I'm at the point where I can't even talk to her because I'm so sick of the bullshit. I make dinner and I don't tell her it's ready or even offer her any, I just leave it on the counter in case she wants to eat it. I know that me making dinner and setting a place for her at the table will be taken as some sort of insult and I just don't want to deal with it.

Have you tried buying a large life insurance for her and smothering her with a pillow in her sleep?

 

[bluemoon32]

Is she the ultimate danger fuck?
Asking for a friend

 

[N1985]

I went out with a total mentalist and one of the best things I ever did was bin her.

Did you put the body in a suitcase first? Asking for a friend.

 

[Blue Mist]

Get rid life is too short.

Not if you're 6'4"

 

[MadchesterCity]

Him giving or receiving?

I think he’s getting pegged lol

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I find a dirty protest always does the trick.

Shit all over your floor, then roll about in it naked, then run all round the house wiping it all over everything. Then say "I'm not cleaning the kitchen this time, you can have it". She will respect you after that!