Nadine Dorries

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I've had pork pies with more brain cells than Mad Nads.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

When I listen to her I despair.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Would anyone smash her back doors in though?

 

[Brewster's millions]

She’s like one of those Japanese soldiers they found dotted around little islands in the Pacific in the 60s and 70s, who thought the war was still going on and tried to kill anyone who approached them.

 

[journolud]

Would anyone smash her back doors in though?

Boris

 

[A57 the snake]

Pork pies and this lot in government go more than a pork pie with mustard.

 

[Paul1970]

Boris

He already has .

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

And we voted these people to run our lives?

 

[unicorn]

And we voted these people to run our lives?

The "good" people of Uxbridge and some grim Bedfordshire villages you've never heard of voted for them. No surprise that Uxbridge is the grimmest town in England.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Awwww how sweet Nads got her mam to phone Nick - his reaction is great

Caller tips Nadine Dorries to replace Boris Johnson as PM | LBC

The Culture Secretary has 'two years to prove herself' as the logical successor to Boris Johnson at Number 10, this caller tells Nick Ferrari.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[urban genie]

I think WW5 was the one I regretted most out of the 11 we have lived through

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I sometimes feel sorry for Go-Nads, when the Cabinet brain cell gets passed around she gets left out.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I sometimes feel sorry for Go-Nads, when the Cabinet brain cell gets passed around she gets left out.

They really should be locking that drinks cabinet and not letting her have access to the key

 

[bluethrunthru]

this fact is being reported in all the press

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

this fact is being reported in all the press

Is Rugby league the one with the superbowl or the ladies in lingerie?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Is Rugby league the one with the superbowl or the ladies in lingerie?

Its the one that takes place in its traditional locations - Spa-Francorchamps, Monaco and the Nurburgring Nads tells me - its never been the same since Colin MacRae left to compete against Frankie Dettori in the Tour de France

 

[pudge]

Can we for certain rule out that it was Nadine dressed as Carrie, wearing a set of dentures, hanging off Boris at the hinge end in his office?