name an interesting fact about yourself.

I'm a real handsome chap, built like a brick shithouse. Have an extra large knob & my wife says I'm shithot in bed. But so does my best friends wife.
 
db79ctid said:
triger700 said:
I only have 9 fingers! or 7 if you want to call 2 of them thumbs!

And my mum told me that I've have kissed all of the Nolan sisters! I was only 1 at the time........ in Blackpool?
Snap I also have 9 fingers but I'll also add open heart surgery at 5 years old and a tracheotomy at about the same age
I've 9 and a half fingers (cut half off at work when I was 19), I'm also due to have knee surgery in 4 hours which is why I'm sat here at 5.25 in the morning, I can't sleep
 
charliebigspuds said:
db79ctid said:
Snap I also have 9 fingers but I'll also add open heart surgery at 5 years old and a tracheotomy at about the same age
I've 9 and a half fingers (cut half off at work when I was 19), I'm also due to have knee surgery in 4 hours which is why I'm sat here at 5.25 in the morning, I can't sleep

Good luck with that mate.
 
Damocles said:
I was thrown out of school and arrested for hacking
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Bigga said:
goon said:
I know a man who once beat up Syd Little and smashed his guitar over his head.

The same man often went drinking with Eddie Large.

Apart from Eddie Large being an 'in-law' of mine, I reckon I might know who did Syd in!

It wouldn't surprise me if it's who I think it is!

Big, tall dark-skinned feller from the Wythenshawe area?
 
I was chased down 5 flights of stairs by a fireball, unfortunatly my mate couldnt run as fast as me and has quavers for ears
 

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